Should we attack mexico?

Lots of human rights violations there.Then there's Marcos.We could keep heading south,to Venezuela taking care of Columbia on the way.Brazil also has problems.We could just keep going.

 

Hell yes! Those mother fuckers have been hogging all the good salsa!

 

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lots of human rights violations goin down here in the USA.

should we attack us? should everyone in the government and armed forces turn there weapons on themselves?

 

you're missing the point...mexico has all the good salsa....DAMMIT open your eyes to the truth!

 

Yeah, ya don't want to get stuck with nothing but Salsa from

NEW YORK CITY !!!

Then we could head south, retake our canal in Panama, then go take a couple hits in Columbia, if ya know what I mean, then head back north and take Cuba so we can get some good cigars....

Peace
poor_old_dad

 

i like cheese sause better than salsa on my nachos and such, sorry.... your on your own...

 

Should the Netherlands attack the US?

 

We did Haiti in the 90's to liberate them from General Raoul Cedras and

install Aristide. This set a precedent.

 

Why attack them when Mexico and Canada will soon be part of the United States.

 

Sure, best way to get rich. Be in a war against the US, lose, and get zillions in aid money.

Peace,
poor_old_dad

 

What if they win?

 

Well, you'd lose all that money, right. Plus, would you really want this mess?

Peace,
poor_old_dad

 

Hell, why stop there? Let's attack the ENTIRE REST OF THE PLANET! Spray nuclear warhead missiles in all directions and get all of them before they get us! Then we can name GWB to be Emperor of Earth, and live happily ever after! That'll show everyone that we mean business!

 

Yeah, now we're talking. Get the suspense over with, it'll really help all those folks who say, "This waiting is killing me" & here's our theme song:

Political Science

by Randy Newman

No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

Peace,
poor_old_dad

 

Why stop at Venezuela? Continue down through South America. Then cross the ocean to Anartica and conquer that. The penguins will put up little resistence. From there it's just a quick hop back to the Asian mainland. Let's see...where are we now? Russia, Finland? Perfect! They both could use some nuking. Too many samovars. Over the mountains and into Tibet. We're just getitng started. China is wide open now. Then there's Japan. Never did like shushi. Now you've got Korea right where you want them. KABLAM! No more problems there. Hey this is fun. Who's next? Alaska! I'm really tired of that we've got legal pot thing. After you get them you can open up Anwar as a theme park. "Slide down the oil spill." Wheeee!

 

Gee, I don't know. Penguins are pretty organized. Maybe we better wait until Global Warming melts more of Antarctica, that'll soften them up. But we can't wait too long. Ya never know when they'll start nuclear testing... it's a matter of ... a ... a ... national security. Yeah, that's what it is.

Peace,
poor_old_dad

 

dont you just love the smell of napalm in the morning .

 

Yeah, you might as well attack Canada, that way you can get hold of all the maple sirup, beavers and igloos...

Sarcastically yours,

Colors

 

you're failing to see the point. Mexico has all the good salsa and they're refusing to share!