Should I cancel

my counsellors appointment today?

I don't have anything I want to talk to him about
I feel no need to go
it's a free service
and I've already rescheduled this thinger once before

 

Go. They always manage to get you to talk about SOMETHING...after all, it's free...

Not much is free anymore

 

Counselor for what purpose? Personal, school, work? Was it set up for a particular reason that you don't feel a need to go now? Was it set up for you by another agency or company or did you seek this out yourself?

hmmm...

So many questions...

 

You should go. If anything, you can shoot the breeze for an hour. How often do you get someone's undivided attention?

 

tell him the voices in your head did not want you to come but the ones from outer space made you do it.

 

Every day whether she wants it or not.

 

Yes. I, Libertine, will counsel you.

F.O.C., of course.

I will only ask small sexual favors from time to time.

 

I'm a Leo babycakes. We Leos love undivided attention, it's always wanted!

 

I knew you were a babycakes, but a Leo one too? I have to be part Leo then even though I am a Taurus. And NO, I was not conceived by Ford Motor Company.

 

But Hacker! Oooh I told you I was a Leo a looooong time ago. See? You weren't listening to me. *pouts*

Now you absolutely must call me on the phone on my birthday this year and serenade me to Happy Birthday with a Marilyn Monroe impression. Better mark it on your calender, you don't want to forget it!

 

I remembered. I promise. I was just trying to be cute. I remember you were a Leo because one of my closest friends is also a Leo.

Did you also know my dad was a Leo? His birthdate was a day before yours.

 

You'll have to make sure the kids are not within earshot... Do you know how potentially damaging that could be to their psyche?

"Happy Birthday, Mrs. HippyChick, Happy Birthdayyyyyy tooooooo Youuuuuu"

Scary.

 

Now, now. You don't have to say hippychick when you sing to me. You can use my real name for that. No, my kids won't hear you unless I put you on speaker phone. And if I did, they'd probably be laughing their little heads off.

Oh, and maybe I should record it. Then we can play it on Hip Forums for everyone to hear!

 

You are a sick puppy...

And your tail is wagging!

 

Now I've got Too Many Puppies in my head!

 

PUPPIES!!!!!

 

Boy, this thread has went to shit.

 

I wonder if ihmurria decided to cancel her appointment or not.

Ahem. Let this be a prime example of why you should indeed go to your appointment. If you don't, you'll end up all senile like Hacker and I.

 

Well, after reading all of this she probably went.

 

Yes, my thoughts exactly.