Now I'm sure that this has been posted somewhere here, but I just saw it on a shirt so I just figured might as well post it. Sorry if its a repeated post. RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD Taoism: Shit Happens. Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding. Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before. Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage. Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening? Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit? Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens" 7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays. Protestanism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder. Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It. Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens." Unitarian: What Is This Shit? Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again. Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us? Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit
the catholic one is awesome. reminds me of the family guy peter: oh, we are catholic book store guy: oh then you will wont this one. "You are a bad person and that is concentrated evil coming out of your backside"
::giggles:: I have hear of some of these...I love the made up ones and I love the Hare Krishna one...its quite amusing.
scientology: shit happens because of alien viruses cults: shit happens: $200, shit doesn't happen: $500
Mysticism: Let's get beyond this shit, so it all smells good. Yoga: Lets unite with the ultimate shit, here and now! Some Subsets of Yoga... Karma Yoga: Don't indentify with the person in the shit, idenitfy with that which is beyond the shit, the great Self, while performing shitty actions while they happen. Bhakti Yoga: Let's love this shit until we die into it as one. Raja Yoga: Let's use our breathe and shit to get beyond this shit. Jnana Yoga: Lets think, read, and talk about this shit to get beyond it. Japa: Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit... If I say shit enough it will smell nice. Tantra Yoga: Let's fuck the shit out of each other to get beyond this shit. Psychedelic Shamanism: Let's take some trippy shit to get beyond this shit Gurus: The Guru will reveal the shit's pleasant odor New Age: This shit is on its way out through meditation, chakras, christ consciousness, eastern stuff, crystals, healings, psychics, and on and on and on. Quantum physics: The shit is only here if it is observed that way by the one consciousness that collapses shit into place through the subject object duality experience. Thus this shit is an illussion. Tim Leary: This shits in your brain, you must learn to use your brain to deal with shit. Psychiatry: Put some shit in their brain if they complain Freudian Psychology: This shits all about sex. I want to fuck the shit out of everything in my unconciousness. Behaviorism: If you give it good shit it will repeat certain shit, bad shit it will stop doing certain shit and so on and so forth. Science: Let's study this shit using the scientific method. Kant: There are rules to this shit, if you break them you are a bad piece of shit. Dewey: What is the pragmatic way to deal with this shit. Socrates: I don't know shit. Niether does anyone else. Nietzsche: This shit has no meaning other then what we give it. The god of shit is dead! Hippies: All we are saying is the shit could smell nice! Edgar Cayce: All the Shit = 1 and 1 = All the Shit Suicidal Person: I can't take this shit, I want to die. Kevorkian: If the shits gets too heavy, I'll help you die. Cosmic Joke: This shit's funny deep down Ram Dass: This shit is Here Now, If we are HERE NOW, the shit will transform due to our perceptual change to who we really are, the ONE BEING. which is this third plane I speak of. Beatles: Let this shit be. All you need is Shit. Shit Fields Forever Nazism: The jews did this shit KKK: The blacks did this shit, but I hate the jews and a bunch of other people too. TM: If enough people calm their shit down, the vibrations will lead to good smelling shit And I got a joke for ya What does an atheist scream during orgasm? Oh chemical chance! oh chemical chance!
