Seven word story ...again (game)

Same as the first ...post seven words to continue the story..try not to use punctuation..try to keep it interesting.





And so it all began with a...

 

donkey and a pile of dead babies

 

being thrown into a wood chipper ...when

 

moses said, stop donkey! we need those

 

testicles for our chinese concoction that cures

 

gonasiphaherpalitus so you best not touch those

 

until Orison massages them with Glens large

 

nipples, and it wont take long until

 

some idiot makes an incest thread about

 

michael jackson and his sister who said

 

her father used to beat mom with

 

with an ugly stick every tuesday after

 

shoving two ice cream cones up her

 

ass crack until she pukes strawberry flavored

 

kool aid and smashes through the fence

 

wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a

 

long wooden spoon protruding out from her

 

huge neck boil...she was on the

 

can when she heard a strange sound

 

from a bulldozer smashing at full speed