serious question

let me just ask you stoners a serious question because god knows you aren't ever serious lol when are you all just gonna grow up and get a job? when are you gonna stop living in this fantasy world of "everythings funny and cool" this hippie mentality that is not advancing the human race by the way...

when are you going to just move out of your parents basement and try to better yourself and your family, instead of enjoying the small moments in life like joints and bong hits and funny stoner movies..it's pathetic.

america is a country full of stoners now, we used to have respect. you're ruining this country with your immaturity and disrespect to your fellow man..

just my opinion, thanks.

 

4:20...tomorrow.

 

hahahahhahahahaha This thread is LULZ:sifone:


Many of the stoners here are very respectable members of society.

Also, with all of the shit that's wrong with this country, you choose to blame stoners? hahahaha What the fuck is your malfunction? Me thinks you should pull the cactus out of your ass and stop being so fuckin ignorant and judgmental.

P.S.- I'm not a hippie and I don't have a so-called "hippie mentality", as you put it

 

I need some fucking Cheetos.

 

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.



PS: whether you're serious, or a troll, you're stupid

 

you potheads never cease to amaze me..this is exactly what i knew you would respond with. "most stoners are productive members of society", "4:20 is tomorrow", "i have the munchies, i want cheetos". it's disgusting, you're walking zombies, all you care about is weed and food...and a funny stoner movie. and that's why you can't be productive because when you are a stoner your priorities shift rather quickly to weed. and weed only. you're all addicts in denial. and weed should never be legal because nobody would work, everyone would just sell weed to each other and grow it in your basement..

it just irks me when i think about kids in other countries who have it so much worse then we do in western society and all they want is an education. or all they want is to help their family. but here in america or europe, all we want is to get really high and forget about all the daily tasks that need to be done. i'm sorry but pot turns people into animals. just rabbid animals who only want one thing, more pot. time to grow up folks, put down the pipe and pick up the book...

 

and the "funny" thing is, no pun intended, is that none of you can mount a sophisticated defense of your lifestyle. and that is how i know i'm right and that is why most adults would never allow the legalization of marijuana. because they aren't stupid, your the stupid ones in society. so keep watchng batman and pineapple express and watch your IQ drop point after point..

 

I drink alcohol.

 

Yo man... have you seen where I put my weed?

I think I dropped it while I was busy raping people and causing violence and robbery with my pot-junkie lifestyle.

 

alcohol HA! another phenomenon in america, all people do is smoke pot and drink beer. it's a beer revolution, first time in history the beer can is more sophisticated then the beer drinker...sad really. people just grow up and fall right into the trap of "lets get fucked up" "lets never grow up" "lets get higher and higher". and pretty soon friends drop dead from heroin and drunk driving or they go to jail for posession of marijuana and lives are ruined. but i've gotten off track now..marijuana users, typical morons. sheep who follow the leader over the cliff..

 

The ride down is hell of fun, you should try it.

 

So I should stop smoking pot so I can be more productive......and come on a forum like this and whine to everybody about how potheads are zombies???

Great example man.

 

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.....this dude HAS to be a troll, and I think he chose "fishbrain" as a username, just to illuminate the fact that he's not serious and is posting nonsense. Nobody is this ignorant. It's impossible. He's probably an inbred cousin-fucker who's mother is also his sister, and this has apparently stunted his mental and emotional development. You have my pity, fishbrain

Anyway, on the off-chance that you're serious, I haven't even smoked weed since December, because I'm trying to find a job and I'm also trying to save what little money I have. I love marijuana, but I have much more important things to worry about right now than getting high. You should stop making baseless generalizations and learn some facts before posting some ignorant bullshit in a forum full of people who know better. You're just making an ass of yourself.

 

Plenty of people are that ignorant. A shocking majority.

Weather or not he's a troll has no significance on how worthless this thread is.

 

first of all marijuana is NOT meant to be an everyday thing. you aren't supposed to put it in brownies or cookies. it's a recreational drug but you people are so in love with your "high" that you do it multiple times a day, like i said before all you do is smoke and eat..and sleep. it's a cycle of failure and i think you all should grow up and do something with your lives. honestly do you even see what you are? it's like you can't be an individual you have to fall into the pothead lifestyle, it truly is pathetic. you give up on yourself and give in to the addict lifestyle, the loser lifestyle of doing the same thing everyday.smoke, eat, sleep. you might aswell be mentally challenged, you're basically using the same brainpower as a retarded person lol.

 

Don't forget rape. Potheads freakin' love rape.

 

go ahead label me as a troll because i rationally object to your lifestyle. i really don't care because it's you who fails in life, not me. you are the people who are 40 drinking beer and smoking a blunt, still hanging around the neighborhood and being a failure. and you love that shit. you love the gang mentality, it is kind of like being in a gang, a drug gang. you have the dealer, the ride/driver, the guy with the house/basement to smoke in, nobody works. why would you, just get your foodstamps, sell that and get your pot. just a worthless bunch of eggheads..haha

 

Don't talk shit about Cactii.

 

i dont give a fuck, fishbrain...i got weed. i got food.

lifes good

 

Rape pwns fishbrain's mother taught me that. Nine months later, fishbrain was born:tongue: