Seized a perfect opportunity.

ok anyone who has been keeping up with the convo thread has seen that my dad won $500 worth in various liquors in a tricky tray basket-deal. you'd also see that i, jokingly, said i was going to steal a bottle to sell.

the stars were in alignment. i seized the moment. and won.

for some reason, this basket also included a blanket. i have no fucking idea why, but my dad was like here take this blanket i was like ok. so he starts taking out all the alcohol and like putting it on the table for display. he put a bottle of peach absolut out and JOKINGLY (i'm not even kidding i thought he was going to catch me) put it under the blanket so he couldn't see. i didn't even do it stealthfully, i just took it off the table and put it under the blanket while he was getting another bottle out of the cooler.

i thought he was going to know because there was an inventory list. however, this was the second item of absolut (there was another bottle that was in a box), and they didn't account for doubles. this was the only double on the list, and the count came out to 31 on the paper and would have been 32 with the bottle that i stole, but 31 since i stole the second bottle.

i should feel bad, but god honestly i DON'T. shit like that doesn't just happen. before i took the bottle i didn't even fucking know there was a double on the list, he just put it on the table and peach absolut appeals to me and i was like mmm so i took it. everything worked out perfectly.

this wasn't a coincidence. this was a calling. i don't feel bad. hopefully i don't get bad karma, but i can't see how i would. i almost feel that i'd have bad karma if i didn't take this bottle. EVERYTHING was set up perfectly and all i did was take it. maybe this is a test of my judgement. oh well, it would have been bad karma for me not to take it.

i win.

 

seized by anger

@ hooray for you you sneakay thing!

 

i'm still in shock.

i never steal liquor from my parents. all of their bottles are sealed and they know exactly how many they have.

if i could i'd do a backflip right now. because that's exactly how i'm feeling

 

so you have that excited feeling of accomplishment fluttering in your belly?

 

yes.

 

i love that feeling it makes me giggle.

you said you were gonna sell it.. i say you should enjoy it!

 

i want bud more than i want alcohol. however this could change. i'll wait. alcohol doesn't expire and there will always be bud.

this is huge.

 

or you could bring it to my house i'll pay you in full for it and then we could split and get fuuucked up

 

we could do that. i get my license on november 13th. holllaaaa

 

i will

 

Thats -3 karma points for you.

But +4 for confessing.

So that means you gain a total of +1 Karma points!

 

captain you're just jealzzzz

 

I don't bathe either.

 

?? what does bathing have to do with anything lol

 

Sometimes I just like to see my own font so I type useless things.

 

oh thats cool

 

haha good job being stealthy.
and i can't believe your dad won all that liquor. thats fucking awesome

 

yeah dude if my dad won all that liquor he wouldn't see a drop of it.. shes got good impulse control

 

Why the hell do so many people live in Philly?

 

yeah i'd for sure be snatching bottles all the time
or asking my parents if i can at least have half of it haha