Sat on your balls before?

Have you ever sat on your balls by accident before?
I have a couple times, and man does it hurt! >_<

 

What guy hasn't? Try it on a bicycle seat.

 

Grandpa says it gets worse (you do it more often) as you get older. Says that the ball droop lower, lower, low.... What about it, Shale?

 

do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow? can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your balls, hang, low

 

Nah, just like every other guy, they hang low when hot and tighten up when cold or shooting off.

 

Went from bicycle seat to fetal position on the ground in record time a number of times.

REALLY SUCKS as most of us know!

 

Man, sitting on them sure does suck, but it's even worse when you go to sit cross-legged and you wind up with a heel in your junk.

 

Plenty of times.

 

Laugh if you want but I've gone with the briefs or box-briefs for that very reason.

Wore boxers for about a week back when I was a teenager because the girlfriend thought it was "cute". Nothing cute about sitting on your cockenballs three or more times a day.

 

Mm-hmm.
As a road and MTB cyclist since the 70s, I know all about that crashing-down feeling. I've never had squashed chestnuts during normal cycling: much too refined to let that happen!

 

What's really terrible is when I wear pants that are tight in the crotch and when I sit down, my balls cramp!!!!!! Damn it's painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

the pain feeling always goes into my gut and its a bitch. it lasts a while too.

 

It's happened a few times but doesn't it happen to everybody. C'mon how many of you guy have caught yourself by the zipper?!

 

Once, when I was a kid. I had PJs with a zipper. Hurt but the balls thing was worse to me!

 

I'm twenty-nine, and in all these years, I haven't. I'm not stupid, though. I don't forget that they're there and I don't bang them around in ignorance.

 

Maybe some of us have bigger balls than others.

 

haha, this didnt happen to me, but to a friend. he jumped on his bike seat from behind. his balls got caught on the back of the seet and he slammed down on them with all his body weight. this was the only time ive ever seen this friend cry, though i must admit it was so hilarious (and painful) to watch.

 

had a frozen water bottle thrown a my balls... epic fail

 

That's Cold!

 

lmao...

the pissing of the blood later warmed it up