santa tracker

i know it's still early, but does anyone else watch this xmas eve?

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

kids love it!


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no but i will if i remember

looks cool i wish there were kids in my house tho things would be more fun!

 

Its fake.... I used it last year and when it got to my state I waited downstairs for a fucking hour and nothing happened.... Santa is a fucking wanker....

:mickey: Screw Santa!

 

you're gonna get a lump of coal. :elf::elf:


santa is real.

 

Santa can kiss my ass!

 

I want to see Wikileaks leak some diplomatic cables that were transferred between Norad and Santa. It could be full of all sorts of good stuff, like how Santa is disgruntled over his job, how he makes some secret stops along the way to deliver particular 'substances', how he hired cheap labor reindeer who were undocumented workers and subjected to animal abuse, how Norad suspects he might be a terrorist in disguise and is using the tracker thing as a ploy, etc.



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lol. poor santa. the local parade here had multiple santas. assholes. needless to say it was a close one with our girls.

 

Well If there is any terrorist activity on the night of the 24th santa will definitely become the prime suspect; and if any of his reindeer leave their calling card .....
he's toast


Hotwater

 

Perhaps secret info about Santa is the doomsday dump that Assange threatened to release if anything happened to him.

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norad isnt real either. The real command center is hidden.. norad is a civil defense code name, but basically a shitty public relations agency and lies for the government, and a typical weather station. .. .. And there is no technology that can track magic anyways.. damn you people read to many Tom Clancy's novels.. :devil:

 

gooood ass times...

 

This looks like a potential national security risk. I hope the NSA takes it down and saves Christmas. I hope they're patting down Santa and his reindeer too. I bet al Qaeda has already got to them, this is a suicide bombing waiting to happen

 

Golly. I think we wrecked Boog's thread.



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ahahaha yeah


:grinch: this is you guys.. not me.. :frown:

 

Hopefully she’ll learn her lesson and in the future not allow herself to be so easily minipulated by some overweight megalomaniac with delusions of godhood


Hotwater

 

Are you referring to Santa or me?

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where is your inner child? is it dead? what wrong with imagination? child-like play?

you all are no fun. i'm disappointed.

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i'll be watching the santa tracker.

 

Santa :2thumbsup:

Put on a few pounds have we



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I displayed my imagination with the remarks I popped off in this thread. Well, a little too political and street-wise I guess for the holiday spirit. Kinda like that video I posted earlier of Santa getting busted for trafficking cocaine.

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I don't think I'll ever be as fat as Santa.

Come to think of it, I won't ever be fat.

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