Santa isn't REAL ?!?!?!?!?!

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by lover/young_peace, Dec 25, 2004.

  1. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?!?!?!



    assholes... :(
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    He exists in the hearts of all of us.


    Ahahahah... I'm just kidding, he's dead... he said to tell you ya were naughty this year. [​IMG]
     
  3. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    he is real, that's why no one told you
     
  4. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    yeah. fuck santa.
     
  5. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    the easter bunny....i never beleived in him. i always wondered how a rabbit, with no acess to technology, could possibly get from house to house. i mean, hes a rabbit. impossible.
     
  6. FreeBird1969

    FreeBird1969 Fleas on their paws.

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    It's creepy how kids sit on Santa's lap...

    Pedophile...
     
  7. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    hahaahhahha i was always skeptical.... :(
     
  8. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Isn't it funny how in most movies, santas are portrayed as depressed middle aged or old guys who are often alcoholics? :p :D
     
  9. lostndelirious

    lostndelirious Member

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    yes, sadly, santa isn't a real person. the tooth fairy, on the other hand...
     
  10. PeaceBabe

    PeaceBabe Senior Member

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    santa is too real!!
     
  11. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    I like how it was Santa Klaus before it was Santa Claus I mean the first looks better to me lol
     
  12. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    Santa is the biggest, and by far, the most successful corporate gimmick ever invented.
     
  13. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    actually orginally it was some rich guy who threw money down the chinmly of people or something like that in 300 AD who was Nickalous {however you spell it} who become a Saint hence Saint Nick :)
     
  14. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    yeah... but St. Nick was anything but a Jolly old Man who sat with kids for a photo.
     
  15. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    well thats point I can't argue with lol I like Christmas commercial or not lol :D :p
     
  16. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    well... I never said all commercialized things are "bad".
     
  17. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    whoops that wasn't attack it was me typing me talking to myself lol I belong in an institution I know lol
     
  18. PeaceBabe

    PeaceBabe Senior Member

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    i still believe in santa, no matter what any of you say
     
  19. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    I knew it was not an attack, and did not construe it as such. It's all good :)

    Happy Holidays to you, Dear Frog_On_Ice.
     
  20. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    yeah, it's a pure faith, not-to-be-reasoned-with thing much like the belief in Jesus.
     
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