Rub-You-Vagina-Raw Paper

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by ArgScalawag, Feb 12, 2005.

  1. ArgScalawag

    ArgScalawag Member

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    I think it's safe to say that today, I cut my vagina with toilet paper. This is one of the least likely things that I would think could cut me...but then again, I never really thought about it.

    I was in a public restroom, and I was in a hurry. That stuff was as rough as sand-paper...ouch...but hey, you use what's given to you. I think that after today's experience, I will carry nice, soft, toilet-paper around with me. >for the sake of my vagina<

    It now stings when I wipe, or sit down just right. Has this happened to anyone else? If so..how long does it take to heal?
     
  2. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    no (im a guy) but my heart goes out you that sounds very painfull!
     
  3. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    ouucch,, u poor girl..
     
  4. greengoddess

    greengoddess Nature Freak!

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    no, and I really hope it never does, it probably feels like cutting yourself down there shaving, now I've done that, so I sympithize for you.
     
  5. Myranya

    Myranya Slytherin Girl

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    I hate that kind of toilet paper! I've heard it called either John Wayne or Clint Eastwood toilet paper.. 'it's rough, it's tough, and it don't take shit from nobody'.
     
  6. TheStoon

    TheStoon Member

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    Give me rough toilet paper over the kinda smooth, slidy, plastic stuff we used to get in school over here..


    Did nothing at all, except move everything about a bit.

    Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
     
  7. ArgScalawag

    ArgScalawag Member

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    Then don't read it. The title even sounds disturbing >this should have been your first hint< Unless, of course, you just wanted to read it because you thought it would be a sexual chat, hence the word "vagina." Therefore, it would be your own damn fault.
     
  8. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    hahaha!

    poor you girl...

    when i was in india, my grandmother bought me some underwear and it was so rough... argh my chocha was like super sore and i developed a rash on the crease thing part of the inside thigh/crotch area...

    yes i dont blame you for taking the matter in your own hands. amen to that.
     
  9. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    neosporin might help? It's ok for membrany tissues, as I recall. If it's itchy while healing, you could use some of that cream they have in yeast infection treatments sometimes (for outer use only)

    anywho, I really hate when places use the cheapest toilet paper they can find. the second cheapest is so much better
     
  10. Abyle

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    Oh, girly, OUCH. I keep my lips totally shaved and use a little aloe a few times a day when this happens. For now, use a blot and drip dry method when you pee. Also, try keeping the area dry. (If you can, sit pantless in your bathroom for awhile, reading or whatever. This keeps it from staying damp and getting an infection.)
     
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