rooks don't think for themselves - OMG

so we have afternoon callers - the freshman come and every 5 minutes call out for formation for the parade. so they go through there speach, which takes about 20 seconds to say, giving us the time of form up for the parade, days to graduations, temperature outside...

they do it twice, every 5 minutes. once on one side of the hall, then they march down to the other side and repeat the speach.

being that it is halloween, i went out to offer the rookies some candy - you know, be a nice upper classman. i ask them if they want any candy, and tell them to just say yes or no. they answer "cadet no cadet" - which is called sandwiching, which all rookies do until they are recognized; but i hate it and just tell them to just don't do it when talking to me, it gets real annoying. then one of them goes "candy is recognized as a form of hazing" - he thought i was going to make them do push-ups to have a piece of candy. i just turned around and walked away just thinking "wow, just wow...hazing...candy = hazing?"

i just wanted to be nice nad give out some candy....jeepers haha

 

I am more and more amazed every day at the decline of intelligence the younger the generations go.

 

i'm still amazed...i just wanted them to have some candy. haha

 

You can send the candy to me.

 

that's not really fair, though. if you get fucked around with enough, even something benign is still too good to be true.

 

what do you mean KC - i'm tired...and i turned off my brain

i could send you candy stormyy haha

 

i got fucked around with so much growing up that any time someone offers something, and i don't know them, i automatically assume they're out to fuck me up.

 

ah i see.

i just wanted to give out soem candy since they were in costumes, really bad costumes, but costumes none the less

 

bless your heart ofr trying. don't bother giving them candy, though. i wouldn't take candy from you, either. you look like you can think of all sorts of fucked up things to do to candy.

 

haha whaaaaaaa?

you believe that?? really? hahha

 

well its understandable that they got a little scared
candy is what i use to lure little boys into my van

 

yup. i wouldn't trust you for a second.

 

What was with all the pictures and the bad touching?

I'm traumatised.

 

haha, and why is this

i thought i was a loveable teddy bear?

 

Rocks also do not think for themselves.

It's a fact.

 

loveable teddy bears are tricksters in disguise.

 

i'm not a trickster though

 

i don't believe you. you spend too much time drinking and hanging around men.

 

haha too much drinking - no, i wouldn't say 1 night of 2 beers is too much haha

 

hmmmm...you're gonna have to do better than that.