Random question I was thinking about on the long walk to work today. If Satan had a fish and chip shop, would the chips be greasy?
At least they'd be hot...nearest chippy to me is like a hundred miles away. By the time they get here they've become seed potatoes again. Love Ben xxx
Not sure, I think so. They would probably be bad for you though, as are all the best things in life. I know I would prefer Satan chips to God chips, you would feel passionate guilty pleasure at eating them rather than the po-faced sanctimonius self-righteousness you'd get from munching on God's 90% fat free, 100% tasteless ones...
Well, this depends on whether you love them being greasy or not. Satan would make them the best, tastiest chips ever for that person. Gluttony is a sin remember.
Jeez yeah! They'd be cold aswell. And the grease would have solidified back into lard! Oh god ,please no!
haha i don't think God's chips would be 90% fat free 100% tasteless, i'd think they would be nicer than any others man, cos everything the big dude does is only good! also, i'd rather go to heaven to pick up chips than go into hell to get them.... Jaz
Yeah, Jaz brought up something I considered there. Since God is a higher entity than us, that would probably mean he makes the best chips ever. But then I got into a discussion with myself about whether that would logically make the Devil's chips the worst. I finally decided that the Devil's chips would be tempting, but no match for Heaven's chips. And they probably have brown sauce in Heaven too
Ah but Satan would've stolen the recipe before he was kicked out of Heaven and then made it 1000 times more tempting, ie delicious!
