Rhyme Time 2!!!

come on people, it's time to write...
the best rhymes of the night!
they needn't be long, or even goode
hell, they can even be about wood!
now this is an order, from a queen -
although, i'm not trying to be mean...
go on, do it, rhyme!!
now is the time!

 

i like pie
pie rhymes with sky
sky rhymes with pie
i like pie

 

rhyming rocks...
i live in a box
next to that fox
who has dread locks
and purple socks...
you guys rocks my socks!

 

You are such a great queen Ed
even though you copied my thread
George won't let me in his bed
but I will love the forums until I'm dead

 

that rhyme was so awesome
cooler than a possum
i'm sorry i took yer thread
all this queen stuff is going to my head!

 

work tonight was great
should go to bed as its getting late.
I'm not really tired
but I don't want to be fired.

 

nobody will talk nerdy to me
they all talk dirty, you see
but a nerd, i'll continue to be
'cause when i'm nerdy, i feel free!!

 

This one is a story... ​

Confessions of Sharon​

I am Sharon, The forums whore,​

When I try to quit, I just want more.​

I must post 500 times a day​

I can't let anything get in my way​

I post even when my butt has an itch​

I post even when my arm has a twitch​

I hit on old men on the internet​

My therapist is starting to fret​

I am part of every forum known to man​

Even the one for hockey fans​

But this is not the only way I'm strange​

No, in fact, my weirdness has great range.​

I also eat out of leather cups.​

And go to sleep when the sun comes up.​

My friends all live inside my head.​

And me, I live inside my bed.​

And everyone else lives there with me too.​

I have nothing better to do,​

Than to chase dragonflys under the sheets,​

And dream of midgets I hope to meet.​

Woe is me, Sharon girl​

Nothing to do but sit and twirl​

And post post post till my fingers bleed,​

Some perfume is what I really need.​

For living in this bed all day,​

Makes my body stink in an awful way.​

And when hope gorws dim, and all else fails​

I wish I had longer toenails​

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Poor girl. I want to marry the person I just made up. ​

 

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! that's soooooo funny!! hahaha!

 

I'm so awful.

 

This thread is so lame,
your rhymes are quite tame.
What's the matter you got no game?
All this crap just sounds the same,
I don't even know why I came...

 

Blackie Blackie,
He's our man
If he can't hump it,
No one can!

 

I'm just a wanderer on Freak Street.
Rocking and Swaying to every Beat.
Sauntering on, with two bare feet
Sucking the juice out of nature's Teat

 

Hacky sack is a game that's so whacky
I lack what it takes to attack an Iraqi
Stack up the facts and call me a lacky
I'm acting exactly what I call as tacky
Only to crack out words rhyming with Blackie.
I saw Ruben asking if someone's a Paki
But it wasn't that athlete Wayne Maki
Actually though, he was wearing Khaki

 

this is a poem of great verisimilitude
about those who post here in good multitude--
they are people whose life is a bore
Hipforums turns each of them into a post-whore.

 

forget all those other posts
about blackie's rhyme i boasts!
twas very witty
and unlike mine, not very shitty
well i can't think of no more
except katie's a forum whore

 

whore whore whore whore
i can't hear that word no more
but i still use it, now more than ever before
could quite be, 'cause my vocabulary's poor.

 

oh god, i feared this day
how i wish blackie was gay!
now the sick jokes will never cease
how my uncomfortableness will increase!

 

I'm not a whore.

 

oh shite, i'm outta luck
all i can say is "que el fuck?"
in these damned forums, i seem to be stuck,
worse than lot-lizards in a tar truck.