Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

I mentioned to BeachBum that Christmas is on a Friday this year-her reply was "Oh,I do hope it's not the 13th!"

 

Believes that he is the reincarnation of Admiral Lord Nelson and stands on a column in Trafalgar Square.

 

He was furious because he couldn't control his temper, so he flew into a rage and punched a wall.

 

Has so many odd shoes, people think she has a wooden leg!

 

Invented Morrow Dancing ... it's sort of a cross between Riverdance, Sword Dancing, Clog Dancing, tap dancing and pogo dancing if you will ...

 

Requested a secret meeting using the codename 'Simile'-I still don't know what I metaphor...

 

Aims one day to make me laugh, is trying....very trying!

 

Has Been Mistakenly Described As A Valued

Member Of The Human Race....



Cheers Glen.

 

Loves me really

 

Deliberately and steadfastly refuses to laugh at my [admittedly feeble] attempts at humour.

 

Nothing Absurd There, Looks More Like A Case Of Commonsense To Moi....



Cheers Glen.

 

Oh,GANG UP on poor Puggybear,why don'tcha!
I'm getting insults from a bloke who thinks 'The Man Of Steel' teaming up with 'Ironman',would make great alloys!

 

Is paranoid...and plays it well...lol

 

lost the keys to the drawer they hide their penis in..

 

Lol...

Followed a myck cart, thinking it was a wedding, refuses to get glasses!

 

Some people call her Maurrowrice
Cause she speaks of the pompitous of love

 

Wears lead-lined Y-fronts as protection from fallout

 

Has a large collection of ugly Christmas sweaters and she wears one each day of the year.

 

Always makes a spectacle of herself by wearing a monacle

 

Is STILL waiting for Godot!