Redneck hit parade

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Jonny Rotten, Aug 10, 2005.

  1. Jonny Rotten

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    Throw your gun in the back of the Chevy pick up,crack open a beer and pop round to Earl's to admire his tractor and shoot things..


    Here's some country songs Ive found that you may enjoy..


    Dont chop any wood mother,Im coming in with a load

    Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

    Going to hell in your heavenly arms

    Here's a quarter (call someone who cares)

    How can I get over you when you won't get out from under me?

    I don't know what came over me (when I came all over you)

    I like bananas cos they have no bones

    I wanted you to leave (until you left me)

    I wouldn't take you to a dog fight even if I thought you could win

    If you really loved me,you'd leave

    I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home

    I'm not married but the wife is

    Mama get the hammer (theres a fly on Papas head)

    My wife ran off with my best friend (and I sure do miss him)

    Our love is illegal cos our names aren't the same

    She thinks my tractors sexy

    Your're the reason our kids are so ugly
     
  2. Jonny Rotten

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    Glad your here this thread is dedicated to you and don't worry you don't need a gun here!
     
  3. Jonny Rotten

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    heehee chill and grab a beer dude
     
  4. Orsino2

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    I do too, but it sure as hell is fun to go to a junkyard 'round King and Queen county, VA and blow up toilets... :D
     
  5. Nathan11

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    Guns are fun.
    :)
    I love my 22s.


    "If the world collapses, I know, I wanna be yours in time, and somehow find a way to your new religion..."
     
  6. Orsino2

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    Double Barrel 20 guage... But I haven't been duck hunting since before I became a veggie.

    Eh, I don't really careee for guns, but I moreso don't really care for people just going to McDonald's and buying shit from factory farms.
     
  7. Orsino2

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    Yes.... don't tread on me, bitches.


    :H :rolleyes:
     
  8. Nathan11

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    let's be original
     
  9. *Ewan*

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    Ok, lets hunt imperialists. Ak47's for all
     
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