An easy way to solve the cultural divide is for all the Blue States to join Canada to form the Canadian States of America, and the Red States can unite with Mexico to establish the Fascist States of Mexico to be ruled with an iron fist by the Pope.
anyone remember the "purple states" map? that was nice. very practical. sorry, posthumous, it just wasn't a very funny joke. or maybe i'm just not reading it right.
but the red states hate mexico, i thought, and love guns like canadians. i can't remember which is which. it's so confusing. wouldn't the blue states prefer mexico and universal public welfare? i'm lost in stereotype land.
Better yet how about having Black States, White States, Brown States (Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Chicanos..etc..) Red States (Native Americans, Eskimo Aleuts) Yellow States (Asians) :H Daghda