You couldn't make this stuff up! I had to check it wasn't April 1st... Yes, there are some new mortal sins just announced by the Vatican, I guess that god's been on the hotline again updating his infallible and omniscient decrees with some new ones he forgot to include before. If you don't chuck your placcy bottles into the green bin you'll burn for eternity in the fiery furnace http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/03/10/eavatican110.xml
Yay, finally the vatican does something good with it's power, rather than just helping the spread of STD/Is!
Yes I'm curious as to why he didn't foresee this problem and make it clearer about what we should do with our plastics in that book he wrote...:toetap:
"Right, then, Moses, Commandment Eleven is 'thou shalt seperate thy cardboard and plastic waste, and ensure that they art herefore dealt with by the correct recycling procedure. Also, if possible, seperate thy aluminium cans and other cans, so it makes it easier for thine binmen to distinguish between the two, also try to drive thine automobiles less and use the buses, for excess carbon footprint is an abomina'...what do you mean you don't understand what I'm talking about? Look, don't worry, my son, just write it down and it will be clear in about two thousand years."
One of them is Not recycling. So if we don't recycle, we will all go to hell where we will be tortured, burned without consumption, and have deadly demons prodding pins through our toe nails. This according to the Pope. Yet another weapon by the government and religious sects to try and get society to return to the dark ages. This is but one of the seven deadly sins. It looks like the Wombles are saved after all.
