Random thoughts bar brawl

Ok, so all of the random thinkers go out for a drink one night, and a fight breaks out between two of us... who would be in the fight, and who would win?
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it would be a jello wrestling match between olhippie and bad ass wicked moose.


Skip would win.

 

I want a cat fight but im not sure who should participate any volunteers?

 

Hi, I would like to mud- and/or spaghettiwrestle with any girl who is willing to wrestle with yours truly.

Love, bird.

 

i'm in. are you UP to it?

 

Are you naked yet?

 

I am...wheres the pasta!!!

 

can i leave my panties on?

 

are they boxers?

 

For now, yes.

 

score! i always liked the way panties look when the get all wet.

 

hehe i want kc to wear a cape too a cape and panties DAMN SEXY!!
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oh, cool. nice thinking.

 

We need to see some muscles....

 

some one needs a mullet.

 

Can I bring a pellet gun loaded with darts containing strange and exotic drugs?

 

nope. try again.

 

after reading the other thread, I have decided to host a fight between Birdwasamonkey and Jesusmigration in this very thread, and I will now start taking bets on the winner.
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I think I'll start off with the 5-MeO-DMT dart, to put bird into a totally confused and vulnerable state.

 

now you're thinking like a team member. get him doped up for me to have my wicked way with him. 'atta boy!