Random Facts XXXIV

well, i can't top that personally but my mum accidentally ironed a good 7inch x 2inch area of her belly once... that was pretty bad... have i said that before?

OUCH! was it similar to the "zipper incident" in There's Something About Mary?

oh yes they do, they just don't know it yet :2thumbsup:

 

yes..and I have no recollection of how it happened ..I guess I wasnt wearing underwear or something

my mom helped me out of it

 

i got a free (old as dirt but still free) laptop from my dad today.....that was pretty freaking awesome

 

I am headed out to the Appalachian String Band Festival this morning, won't be back on the farm till Aug 7th, so ya'll behave now. They will have computaters there at the fest I can use once they get it up n runnin.......BYE.....:-D

 

Have fun!

I backed into a stone wall yesterday about $5K worth of work needs to be done to my rear panel....ugh

 

I'm doing laundry, will be hanging it out to dry when its done...And I have to finish the mowing...

But right now I have to go for my morning ride...

 

Tipsy, after looking at this again this morning, I realized my meaning was misconstrued...

Of course I AM a filthy-minded git under a vast variety of circumstances, however in this case, strangely enough, I was not intending any filthy-minded commentary. I was saying sincerely that I approved your attitude. Do what you like and screw public opinion. Or private opinion. In fact, screw my opinion too. Or not, whatever you like - which is the whole point.

Just for the record...for what it's worth...

 

Justin & broony, noo that is some tremendously fooked-oop shite.

(I watched Trainspotting last night, and now I'm turning Scottish...)

You score, babe!!! Now you'll be the Unstoppable Force of the Internet (UFI). Windows XP, I'm betting...

Happy pickin!

Fanny tuck, uh huh...

You're ALWAYS mowing. I on the other hand, never am.

 

it is xp......you be so clever

 

I need to try and get the train back on the tracks.

 

I have a rash in a bad spot and its itchy as heck

 

Shucks Moey, I was HOPIN that would impress you. :sultan: I'm not gonna try to guess whether it's SP1 or SP2 or if the anti-virus software is up to date, tho, cuz that takes advanced psychic skills I do not yet possess. :mickey:

Some of the best scenery is in places the tracks don't go. Just for the record...for what it's worth...

rf: I think TopNotchStoner is a brilliant and wise person, and I want to be just like him when I grow up. :conehead:

 

He's one of my favourite people here.

I hate that no matter how any times I change to a UK online spelling thing, or add a word to the dictionary it will always tell me it is wrong. I don't want your American spelling!

 

rf: I never use spell checkers, cuz they're too dumb, and if people don't like my spelling then to hell with them!!!

 

RF: Its called genital herpes :tongue:

 

I don't use anything to check my spelling, but that stupid red wiggly line comes up when I use English spellings.

I have never had Disaronno before, but it's lovely.

 

i like speed metal

 

rf: It feels really good to write "To hell with them!!!"

 

This is odd, because I tried writing an English spelling and saw no squiggly red line. Let's try a post:

It is with singular honour that I criticise the colour of your aluminium lorry whilst standing in the loo.

I don't see any squiggly red lines yet - does anybody else see any?

 

chrome puts red squigglies under words like squigglies and favorite and neighbor ..and color