Random Facts XXXIV

RF: I only just today figured out what that means.. (and I don't mean the afro smiley)

RF2: I'm so old, I got off on the wrong floor at work today and it messed with my head.

I thought everything changed while I was away for only 15 minutes.

RF3: I think I'm old enough now to have a cane (to beat people with).

RF4: Get off my lawn!

 

Yup. Chris griffin has another fan........:rofl:

 

My smoke alarm goes off all the time, even if nothing is burning. It goes off every morning when I'm making toast and it pisses me off to no end.

So tonight I was making dinner and it went off, I tried turning it off with various objects including my guitar (I need tall objects to hit the button with). Eventually it pissed me off so much that I just jumped in the air and punched it as hard as I could, breaking it's casing and causing my knuckle to bleed in the process.

Ever since it's been beeping once every 30 seconds, and I thought it was annoying before hand...

 

get a can of insulation foam, spray that shit in there.

 

You managed to dislodge the battery,tough guy!

I heard Luna's such a tightwad he nails popcorn to his ceiling to save money on smoke alarms....

 

You know, I thought you might be right so I removed the thing from the ceiling, took the battery out, reset it and put it back in place...

It's still chirping ever thirty seconds.

I'm about to take a Louisville to this fucking thing...

I'd rather risk waking up to a room full of smoke than listen to this goddamn device any longer.

 

dont you live in a highrise?..id have pitched it out the window the first time it went off

 

Loony-it could be that the battery is flat,mate. have you got another one anywhere you can try in it before you launch it?

 

Loony :rofl:

 

......:iamwithstupid:



Cheers Glen.

 

It's 4:20 am

:sifone:

 

I see my psychiatrist in a hour. I hope my weight isn't too bad today. wish me luck

 

No I don't unfortunately, but I did figure out what the problem is. I turned it over to take out the battery and noticed a big 'MADE IN CHINA' sticker next to the battery door.

 

my psychiatrist appointment went good lost 3 pounds blood work was great.

 

its going to be a hot one today

I hope Glen gets a snow storm

 

it's quiet here today :coffee:

 

Its going to be a beautiful day. I need to get some bones for the dogs to chew on. I will take the back road which is paved and its rare i ever see a cop. So i can drive fast.
:driving:
:rockon:
:2thumbsup:

 

speak to cherea, you can solve both of each others problems

 

Another hot and humid day...We could really use some rain...My garden and flower really need a good shower...

Going to watch the little ones today, their daddy has to run some errands...

 

its so nice here Im wearing shorts again ...only second time in about 20 years lol...my legs are so white