Ramdom Advice to make you have more street smarts part 2

5. A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,
and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work, and get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
Stairwells are horrible places to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.

7. If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target)
4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP
It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted
his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me that her friend heard
a crying baby on her porch the night before last,
and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her
'Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried
that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
women out of their homes thinking that someone
dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls by women saying that
they hear baby's cries outside their doors
when they're home alone at night.

10. Water scam!
If you wake up in the middle
of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a
burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your
outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and
then attack.

 

Okay, this shit is stupid. Talk about fucking paranoia.

 

This is from a fwd e-mail that I get at least once a year. Zorba is right, it's stupid. Just more spam e-mail.

 

11.) Don't drink from a bottle of water when the seal is broken. Deadheads may have put some LSD in your drinkZ! oh noez!


12.)If you hear something coming from your chimney at night... DO NOT INVESTIGATE! its santa coming to rape you and eat your cookies. stay the fuck away!

13.)Wear an aluminum foil hat! The dark ones, DO NOT INVESTIGATE, are stealing your thoughts with their thought-ray. Turn on all faucets and DO NOT INVESTIGATE.

 

Best piece of advice ever:

As women, we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP
It may get you raped, or killed

:rofl:

 

Elevators aren't exactly safe for women either, apparently. Here's just a few examples:

http://www.10news.com/news/20494893/detail.html

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/21/elevator.mug.arrest/

Seriously, no place is ever going to be 100% safe. It's best to just be wise and use common sense.

 

Lmao this thread is great.

 

this advice is lacking the only thing to ensure that you wont get raped or killed is not by avoiding stairs !! all you have to do is roll with a posse or buy a gun. actually your idea is better, ive never heard of rapists leaving the cover of their natural habitat the stairwell

 

tony sopranos shrink got raped in a stairwell didnt she?

 

LOL at both threads having "Ramdom" in the title