racist jokes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by mr.morrison, Mar 8, 2006.

  1. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    why cant people just laugh at themselves. i dont take any offense to anything that might normally people like me. its just a joke and they are funny. most people who make the jokes are not prejudice at all. they are just funny. so lets start with some prejudice jokes against anyone and everyone! that way either people can learn not be offended or everyone can be offended together!

    ill start
    why cant ray charles read?
     
  2. ponydozer

    ponydozer Member

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    I can guess the answer, but I am caucasian and therefore don't believe it is my place to say, especially considering the ethnic makeup of these forums. I think it is ok as long as you take what you give, but funnily enough there are not many racist european jokes out there

    Sorry to be boring but Im gonna give you a few hours before someone comes on here and gives you pages upon pages of abuse and flaming and decades of historical regurgitation for your post. Brace yourself! :s

    Maybe change it to include sexist and blonde and all other minority jokes too?
     
  3. Turn

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    Because he's black!

    Why can't Helen Keller drive?
    Because shes a woman!

    Lets see.....shit I don't know any good ones, only old ones

    Whats the differnce between a Jew and a Pizza?
    A Pizza dosn't scream when you put it in the oven!

    Dammit, I really don't know any, but don't search for "racists jokes" it brings up a bunch of white supreamest sites....
     
  4. humblemunkey1122

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    Whats the differnce between a Jew and a Pizza?

    A Pizza dosn't scream when you put it in the oven!
    mr. morrison, you can't see why some people would be offended by that!?
     
  5. Turn

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    Offended, thats the whole idea

    How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
    Throw them a basketball!
    Thats from Full Metal Jacket

    How do you make a jew/mexican run a marrathon?
    Roll a nickel down the street!
     
  6. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    ur right! this can include blonde, sexist and any other offensive jokes you can think of. and i can see why people whould be offended but they shouldnt be so sensitive. we dont really mean it
     
  7. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    you wanna hear a joke?.......womens rights!
     
  8. seamonster66

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    mostly because jokes simply aren't funny

    making light of the extermination of people isn't funny either,and are usually repeated by zit faced teens whose dad beats them on a regular basis and have a hatred for the world because they are underachievers who blame others for the problems
     
  9. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    or just because they are funny. people should learn to laugh at themselves. not take things so personally. most people are not prejudice in anyway
     
  10. seamonster66

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    Laughing at yourselves is one thing, spitting on your farefathers is another. the people who say these jokes are never the ones who are effected by them, its always middle of the road white people who somehow remain untouched by these.

    unless you've been a black person who is forced to hear jokes about lynching as a kid, or a jew who has to hear jokes about the mass extermination of their ancesters, you will never know.

    more lighthearted jokes are one thing, but I know the darker ones are repeated pretty frequently, and that crosses the boundary.
     
  11. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    how do you know im not a jew?
     
  12. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    and maybe some people should make up some jokes about white people.
    heres one
    how do all black jokes start?
    by looking left then right to make sure no one black is around.
    not too good. tried to figure something fast. make some up about whit people then. or guys. make them up about everyone
     
  13. seamonster66

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    I don't know what you are, I'm just guessing

    like i said, there are more light hearted ones that don't bother me, then there are ones that cross the line, which I've heard plenty of.
     
  14. Zajko

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    Because a truly talented musician learns by ear!!
     
  15. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    i geuss thats right but that isnt the funny answer
     
  16. wackyiraqi

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    What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
    Batman can go out at night without Robin.
     
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    What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
    First grade.
     
  18. wackyiraqi

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    Why do jews pick their noses?

    It's cheaper than using a kleenex
     
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    Anaconda man I am not a hippy

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    Why do black people have nightmares?

    Because we killed the only one who had a dream!
     
  20. SpliffVortex II

    SpliffVortex II Banned

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    You notice this smart guys never mention the native american indians is like only the jews or blacks were the only harrass and exterminated. and the americans japanase in american concentration camps .
     

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