questions to ponder

This ones tough----If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

 

Neither, it's dead.

 

Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off???

 

If a turtle does not have a shell it would be a squirrel.

 

do fish have dicks?

 

Do people ever stop asking dumb questions?

 

they got dick-like thingies called clocae, i think

 

it has a soft shell. oh. no hard shell for him. leather back turtle. and a turtle is not a fish.but fish do have testicles inside their bodies.

 

LMAO! Sorry that just seemed funny coming from you for some reason.

 

ohhh i got one, if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound???????????
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So basically you are saying that we should get naked and catch rabbits?

 

Yes ofcourse it does.
Next question please.

 

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

 

how can you be so sure...... you werent there............. ​

 

if a tree falls in the forest, and it hits a mime, does anybody care?

 

haha i hate mimes

 

I bet the family and/or friends of the mime care, so please be a little nicer next time.

 

actually it doesn't. sound, color, and stuff are based on frequency. if nothing is there to recieve the frequency, there is no sound

 

Yet, the frequency is still there

 

Best answer. LOL