questionable stoned activities....

hey...last night me and a couple of my friends were driving around just ripped and we saw one of those cement lawn ornaments...u know...the ones that r shaped like deer or cows or some shit...well we got to talking about how stupid those things are and the next thing u know we drive past another house that had the deer so we whipped a u-turn and went back to the house and stole their deer...then we just dropped them off in random peoples yards cuz we could think of what else to do with them...

what are some of the stupid/questionable/funny things u have done when u were stoned? u know...just spurr of the moment things that u wouldnt do sober...

 

Me and some other people once split up into two groups and spent the night raiding people's gardens to steal knomes we tried to beat the other team by lining the knomes along the front of two peoples houses ofcourse we were fucked whilst doing this.

 

I tried to have sex with many friends and I did it with some...man pot makes me too horny!

 

Well the other night, me and one of my friends sat at my computer listening to music and just staring at the visuals on windows media player going "woahhh..." lol.

 

When I get stoned its usually while I'm alone because I get like into nature and dark places, but I'm a midnight toker, so I either find something to do inside which isnt hard but I never finish because I get to thinking and just sit there and think, but when I got stoned with friends in this old van by the woods I was wanting tojust take of running into the forest but then we started talking about something I dont remember what

 

^^^ I've done that.. it was awesome I love the visuals on WMP.

 

once me and 2 friends were sitting outside school waiting for lunch to be over with(we were all stoned off our asses we couldnt stand up) and one of them started talking about how really good weed tastes like pinetrees, and then I picked up a pinecone and tried eating it. I then stated that weed does not taste like pineapples, and my friends started laughing so fucking hard they were lying in the road laughing and they couldnt stop. I was trying to figure out what was so damn funny but I kept on munching on the pinecone lol

 

Careful, your living on the edge there, dont over do it will ya.

TFS

 

I think smoking makes alot of people look stupid.

 

The most random thing I've done stoned is me and my friends stole and shopping cart from Lowes, took it out and put it on someone's doorstep at 2 am, ran the doorbell and ran like hell. I don't know why we did it, but just imagine their reaction to find a random shopping cart sitting on their front porch. I wish we would have set up a camera just so we could see what they did.

Another thing we've done is "fire in the hole" at drive-thrus (we stole it from CKY), go to Wendy's, order a drink, and then throw the drink at the cashier and yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!"

I've done a bunch of other random shit I can't think of right now. Since I live out in the country and there's nothing to do, you have to make your own fun. I'll post some more if I think of any.

 

we got high one night and decided that we wanted to walk through a "drive-thru" line at Burger King. At the intercom, they said they wouldn't sell us anything. so we went and got the minivan and drove up and ordered. we had a few razor scooters inside the car, they were my friends younger brothers and we used them to go up to the window to get the food while leaving the minivan at the intercom.

 

Heheheh, ROFLMAO
the drive-thru thing sounds awesome
whoa I'm drunk.

 

One time me and about 5 other people were all packed inside of my friends brothers ford taurus se. it was hilarious, but anyways we would go down these alleys in this neighborhod and you know those huge ass trash barrels that have wheels.. well, I would hang out the window and hold on to one and we would go like 60 mph and i would let go and they would run into these huge fenses and just explode. great times..

 

^^^ tahts hysterical.

yall are funny as hell.

 

whoa im gonna have to try that garbage can thing, that sounds like alot of fun. hey!!! how about sticking ssomeone into a garbage can, and having him hold a video camera. that would be the shit!!

 

i was at a house and after finishing our session we systematically began to gorge on any food we could find...i spotted some brownies, in my current state i was no match for that pie cutter. ended up cutting a weird shaped browny..not that funny right? when your really messed up its hysterical

 

haha i just rememberde another funny one. i had been smoking in my room by myself, then i came upstairs and I was really fuckin hungry. I dumped a pretty much full bag of tostitoes onto my plate, and then dumped a brand new jar of chip dip on top. i inhaled those fuckers i ate so fast, and then i was licking the dip off the plate. i saw a little speck of chip left and i went to go get it and i tipped the plate somehow and the ship fell down. I yelled "oh no my cracker!" and after a couple of seconds it hit me that I called my chip a cracker. I thought this was extremely funny and I started to laugh so fuckin hard. I let go of my plate and it shattered when it hit the floor. I walked out of the kitchen a little bit, still laughing and then I fell to the floor too. my sister was standing there laughing at me(she wasnt stoned) and she like what the hell is so funny. i had a bunch of tostitoes in my mouth and I couldnt breathe or swallow and Im still laughing really fucking hard and loud(luckily my rents werent home). I was trying to tell her that I had called my chip a cracker, but all that came out from what I remember is "cra laughlaughlaugh cra cra cra laughlaughlaugh. i continued trying to tell her for another 5 or so minutes and I just couldnt breathe so I stuck my head under the faucet and almost choked on the water. by then I was coming down a little and I told her what happened and I didnt find it funny anymore

 

Oh man, that tops me and a bunch of friends trying to pronounce 'lenolium' correctly for 20 minutes.

I really had to try to stiffle my laughter... "Oh no, my cracker!"

 

haha i have a hard prnouncing that word when I am sober.
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dammit why cant I fall asleep!?!?!?!?!?

 

also i was in a shop and i had three joints pre rolled in with my wallet and lighter wen i eventually found which pocket my lighter was in ( i didnt realise it but i wasnt reaching into my pocket just pushing against the side of my trousers) i pulled out the joints and lighter and they fell on the floor u unzipped my wallet saw em on the floor and went ohhh fuck went to pick up the joints and all the money in ym wallet fell out i then picked it all up and dropped all the money all over the counter this happened wholst there were two people behind me and i was trying my best not to laugh histerically.