Prostitute or Politician

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, Apr 21, 2009.

  1. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Which would you feel more comfortable as?

    Personally I couldn't just have sex with any nasty beast that handed me money, so Imma opt for politician.
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'd be a politician

    with seeing a high class prostitute on the side
     
  3. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    neither :leaving:
     
  4. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    No need to hide. They make support groups for folks with your condition.....:eek:
     
  5. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    the differences between the two are minimal
     
  6. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    You're in the right spot, mate. You could very well find your candidate, right here, today!
     
  7. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    One gets paid to fake it, the other fakes it to get paid. :cheers2:

    But one probably has way more fun in the process.
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i doubt any lady here is of the quality of high class prostitute i'd be looking for. if i wanted a cheapo, then yea i'd agree
     
  9. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    But if you're a high powered politician you can get all kinds of bitches free, why pay for one?
     
  10. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    talent
     
  11. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    That's honestly the only acceptable answer to that question, I think. I must say, you got me.....
     
  12. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    It depends on the kind of politician; and it depends on the kind of prostitute. Not all prostitutes fuck anyone who hand them money, as not all politicians are corrupt.

    All in all, if I became a politician I would soon lapse into a guerrilla. And if I became a prostitute, I would soon lapse into a memoirist. Ya can't take the jungle out the cat. :cheers2:
     
  13. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    High five!

    PS, TCF, you are not a flipping rockstar... :rolleyes:
     
  14. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    No matter which job you chose, you'd have freedom to do it your way. The question is, what would you prefer?
     
  15. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    arent they the same thing?:confused:
     
  16. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    No. One of them gets paid to fuck people. The other one just does it naturally as part of the job.
     
  17. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    haha.. This almost made me want to change my vote. :D


    Yeah, I went for Politician. I don't have to be corrupt.
     
  18. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    I am a male. So I'd go with the politician. :D
     
  19. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Politician, easily.

    I can see the fun in being a prostitute, but I wouldn't feel comfortable being property, even if only temporary.

    I suspect I would be terribly apt at navigating the seas of politics, slitting throats and stabbing backs all the way to the throne. That could be fun, too, but not for long, at least not for someone with a conscience.
     
  20. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Aren't you property as a politician too? Constituents and what not?
     
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