Pregnant People

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  1. BraveSirRubin

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    How do you react to them? What do you think of them?

    I'm naturally inclined to avoid them, and well... completely ignore them.

    Something just doesn't sit right with me... with the whole baby in the belly issue. I'm afraid I might get the impulse to punch the shit out of it.

    What do you think of pregnancy in general? How about pregnant men who have sex with other men while the genetically mutated baby is swimming in an artificial solution of pure nitroglycerin inside the carrier?

    Did God gain weight when he was pregnant with the Christ child?

    Are babies that are born with webbed toes so special that they should be recycled?
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

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    Real human unaborted baby being born:

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  3. mmg

    mmg fish out of water

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    i want them to
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  4. Holographic Trousers

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    i keep my distance as well. i always found the touching the pregnant belly odd. it's just the way it looks that makes me want to head for the hills. alien-like.
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

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    Mature pregnant human female:

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  6. Sylph ish

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    I love pregnant ladies, theyre cute.
    I think the baby in the belly thing is fascinating, it blows my mind. but i dont know if i'll ever be ready for it
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

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    Run for the hills, run for your life.

    But yeah, the belly touching... weird.

    I only do that to pregnant cats:

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    (too adorable)
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

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    Yeah, I don't blame you. Abortions are a tad expensive unless you go by one of the more painful old fashioned routes.
     
  9. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    Why do your posts always make me so hungry?!
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

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    Because they're very cleverly worded Wendy's advertisements.

    Eat fresh, brah.
     
  12. HushBull

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    Ahhh, explains my demand for actual backs of baby ribs
     
  13. Holographic Trousers

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    dear god, please don't tell me you engaged in Parahumanism and impregnated una gata. jewish felines? feck outta town.
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

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    A mixed race human child:

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    It might look happy now, but this potential abortion will be hated by both of his parents, even though his father will abandon the family a month after his birth. He will never be accepted in society and will turn to drugs and alcohol in order to repress feelings of inadequacy. He will die of a heroin overdose at the age of 17.
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

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    No, I simply fingered it to hear it scream.
     
  16. Sylph ish

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    hey there's a way for the unemployed to make a quick buck

    i just gagged a little bit
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    [​IMG]

    The place dead fetuses call home.

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    (more specifically)
     
  18. BraveSirRubin

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    The unemployed should sell their own meat for money to Chinese buffets.

    It's cool, the cat was totally into it.
     
  19. daisymae

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    I'm just a prom night dumpster baby...
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  20. Holographic Trousers

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    don't criticize a future babe magnet mulatto child whilst you're piping cats, filthy.
     
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