hooray for sphincter control! but seriously, why did you feel a need to share? just go shit in the yard.
yea i made it. i felt the need to tell you all because well..these kind of threads should be expected
I would have shit on the floor, then when he got out of the shower, picked it up with a paper towl and put it in the toilet
maybe you need a bionic sphincter http://gizmodo.com/5405054/meet-the-british-man-with-the-bionic-bottom