Post Something About the Person Above You - Holiday Edition

If you already know the rules, then good, this should be easy. If you were living under a rock the last time this game took place, here's how it works:

You simply post something interesting about the person above you. Unless that person isn't interesting. (copyright Bird 2007) Or just post whatever you want as long as it is aimed at the person on top of you. If you have someone on top of you, please give them a hug, they are just trying to be friendly.

I can't post anything about the person above me because there isn't anyone on top of me. If you are hot and want to be on top of me, you can apply monday through friday between 2 and 4. Ask to speak with Swanky McMuffin.

Okay, now let's play. :H

 

The person above me likes to have sex on Christmas.

 

The person above me likes to poke redheads on Myspace.

 

he likes to pretend he is mentally challenged in supermarkets.

 

begs for spare change on his way to work

 

Works at a gift shoppe as a ribbon curler.

 

dreams of being a pimp

 

Asked Santa for 86 D cell batteries.

 

Traded in her saxaphone for a vintage typewriter.

 

he's like a dog in heat, a beast without warning, his appitites for love and he so horny.

 

Likes to be coupled to a sled and whipped.

 

Made the nasty with an elf this holiday season.

 

Is planning to spike the punch at this year's AA New Year's bash.

 

Is going to her old pub to change in her 30, 60 and 90 day chips for free drinks on new years.

 

Has already exchanged all his Xmas gifts for tins of imitation cheese.

 

gave everyone 20 dollar gift cards

 

Has Auld Lang Syne tattoo'd under her lip

 

Has a nekkid picture of Mrs. Claus in his wallet.

 

Once, back in college, flashed a bus full of Japanese tourists. Pictures are still all over the net.....

 

Is very upset that he didn't get the foot spa package he was eying and spent three hours locked in the bathroom sobbing quietly.