Post here to WIN a free.. (blank)..

You have won a pound of horse apples.

 

you won a free weather forecast

 

You have won a free pass to the animal entrance of the Los Angeles Zoo

 

you won a sucker stick

 

You have won (1) scratched CDs.

 

you won a used tooth brush

 

You have (1) one dried out markers.

 

you won a used bar of soap from the YMCA full of someone elses ass hair

 

You win a broken iPhone.

 

You have won the piece of meat I just dislodged from between my teath.

 

You win a used tissue.

 

You have won the last glob of ketchup from my dinner plate.

 

You have won a jagged edge frisbee.

 

You have won a full case of .............................................gonorrhea

 

you have won a super nintendo with mario kart

 

You have won a college degree... for philosophy. Good luck.

 

You have won a jack in the box.

 

You have won a $40,000 debt for a degree in philosophy.

 

You have won a Bag-O-Broken Glass.