Poser Stoners

What do you hate most about poser stoners. You know, the guys that run around drawing pot leaves on everything and exchanging "cool" for "dank" but when in reality they dont even smoke that often. Instrested to hear pet peeves.

 

when they call normal bowls "non-water bongs"

 

hey bud not to be an ass but your in the wrong area of the forum

 

No the worst thing is when those stupid posers post threads in the wrong section of the forums

 

what he said. ^

 

Or when they come into class and say "Dude im soo fucked up"

 

Dude.. I'm so fucked up... like i just smoked 15 blunts

 

d8uuuuuuuuuuude

 

this one time at marijuana college....

 

Him: yeah I can sell you some, what kind you want?
Me: Well what do you have
Him: I've got ganja, indo, hydro, (keeps saying different names for weed)

 

dude that aint shit, i've got dro, organic, homegrown, blue bud, purple bud, blue bud, sticky icky, schwagg and ditch weed......yea i got it all mo'fos

 

When anyone says, "I'm so fucked up!..." Fuck that shit. Anyone who says that is full of shit.

 

i hate when they lie and say they're on some kind of drug when they have now way of even getting a hold of it and they know that you know they're lieing.

 

when they are soooo proud of finnaly getting high once and they tell the same stupid story about how they got soooooo fucked off some of that potent schwwagg...

 

That is precisely what I was going to say. When one of my friends told a friends brother he was doing "too much ecstasy", he totally bitched him out.

Oh yeah. The guy who goes around at school asking if you have a lighter.

 

Theres this kid at my school named brady. hes a freshman.. im a sophmore. but yea anyway. He came up to me like 3 days before summer started and asked me if i wanted to smoke some chronic at his house after school. I said sure and went on over there with him. We get there and he goes to get his "stash" and it was some kind of cooking herb. I was like wtf? I told him it wasnt weed and he said he bought it for 60 bucks downtown . the bitch got ripped off. funny as hell. it was like a fat bag of oregano or some shit. haha

 

I hate how they only buy and sell swag and are like "ooo I got some FIRE WEED, its almost middies"~ what I hate even more is how all these fuckers give pot a bad name, thats the worst thing they do.

 

i hate it when they buy weed and have NO IDEA what to do w/ it. some kid called me up and said, "umm... how do i smoke this?" XD

 

yea sorry i did post this in the wrong section. but i actually had a girl come up to me and ask if you inject pot. but she didnt claim to be a pothead, just retarded.

 

i hate the kids they whenever they buy a sack its "its blueberry purple haze man its the best bud that i've ever had dude one hit and your fuckin so stoned!!" even though every one of the 5 or 6 skimped sacks they bought have been shitty. at my school most of the times when people say the strain name they're bullshitting it