fake tits, too much makeup, old women pretending to be teenagers, raping the woman's throat, overemphasis on anal, cumshots, growling men, cameraman who won't shut the fuck up, cameraman who tapes himself masturbating instead of the sex going on in front of him, weird older guys pretending to be related to the girl they're with. this is just a short list of peeves i have within mainstream porn. the niches have even worse turn offs, and i'm sure there's plenty i missed just within the mainstream.
Fake tits, fake tans, fake moans, fake cum. Porn stars that don't even seem to enjoy sex Cumshots where the woman is disgusted, cumshots where the woman is trying and failing to hide her disgust even more, cumshots where the woman pretends to be disgusted the most. Humiliation. Racially motivated/charged porn.
i haven't watched porn in FOREVER, don't need to with my man in my life BUTT my biggest pet peeve is (i'm not sure what it's called exactly) but a face fuck....when a girl is giving the guy head and he fucks her throat! That is SUCH a turn off I can't even explain. Thankfully no guy has ever done that to me, had anyone done that, they would have been severely reprimanded with a bite on their dick... passion and mutual appreciation is a turn on, maybe that's why i don't give a damn about porno anymore, because i now have that as a reality
30 year old whores dressed in schoolgirl outfits and ponytails thinking it makes them look like 18 year olds
Old School Porn dubbed in German. I want to hear Ginger Lynn say "Fuck me harder" and understand what the fuck she is saying. Stay Brown, Rev J
BBW porn...I have no idea what BBW means but I do know that if it says anything close to that I AM NOT CLICKING IT
I don't watch porn video too often, but when I do I mute the sound because the phony moaning is a turn off. I also don't like the contrived "storyline?" Just open with a couple in bed or on the floor or wherever fucking. OK foreplay - sticking fingers in and out, maybe licking before fucking - but I don't need the vacuum cleaner salesman coming to the door and a panty clad girl letting him in and admiring his hose. I like some of the standards, like the required taking the cock out to squirt cum. Actually, I watch gay porn where cute kids JO and squirt. Sometimes I do it with them.
shoes... Not that I am into feet... I just hate that in 99% of porn, the women are always wearing shoes... It's annoying...
OH Yeah, that too. Actually I am into feet but not shoes. I loved this one scene where the guy is fucking away while sniffing/licking her foot. But a totally naked woman with legs spread should not be wearing spike heels in bed.
I have never understood the fascination with feet... As a part of the whole body, yeah I love feet... but not as a special turn on... I can think of at least a dozen parts I consider higher on my list of likes... lol The storyline thing (or lack thereof), I also have issues with, but not the same as most people (I don't think anyway)... I don't mind the fake half assed attempts to tell a story while doing it... if its at least a really really cheesy story... lol Otherwise, skip the story and get to the sex...
not seeing a full body shot,. close ups just ruin it.. Some oral close up are ok.. But when its fucking , I want to see the whole bodies of both people.. feet and ankles are very important.. I dont watch much male on female poon. mostly if anything I watch Ts on female.... I dont like watching ugly dudes fuck pretty women, but I do like dom ts on males.. There was this one dom ts flick I saw and I thought the dude was seth rogan.. its interesting, pm me if you want link... haha..
yeah, the storylines are unnecessary, but usually just so stupid and funny that i don't mind. i can skip ahead if i need to, and if i have a minute it's nice to get a laugh in before i start wacking away.
Girls that take fists into them with nothing more than a fake moan. Like damn, talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Dude what movie is that from. I know that I've seen it and it wasn't a porno. The director also did "Evil Bong", "The Puppet Master", and "Parasite". Fucking Marijuana. Stay Brown, Rev J
