Police Kill Naked Man Eating Another Naked Man's Face

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  1. skip

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    UPDATE! The Miami Cannibal had Haitian flags all over his car, had smoked marijuana before the incident and always carried a bible with him, even when he was naked. So what made him crazy? Vote in our poll above!

    And yet again, here's something you just can't make up...

    In Miami Beach police shot and killed a naked man who was eating the face of another naked man right at a busy intersection. Police confronted the pair of naked men and ordered the one to halt his grotesque meal. He refused so the police shot him dead. The entree was taken to the hospital where he could not be identified as he no longer had a face.

    The police are not releasing anymore details pending an investigation.

    So the question remains, what kind of condiments are appropriate for this kind of meal? I mean you have to get it right, otherwise you might lose face...

    I have to ask: Is Cannibalism a sudden craze or the very next phase...

    http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/
     
    skip, May 27, 2012
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  3. Aerianne

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    Now, that's an irrational act of violence perpetrated by a man!
     
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  5. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Braaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnsss
     
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  7. skip

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    Good point! It coulda just been a couple of naked Zombies having a bit of fun.
     
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  9. Tyrsonswood

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    Gods.... Get me the fug outa here, Please!
     
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  11. skip

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    Sorry, you bought your ticket, the ride's started, you can't get off! - The Gods
     
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  13. Perilless

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    Sounds to me like they were having bit of a face off :rolleyes:
     
    Perilless, May 27, 2012
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  15. broony

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    Shale was there, he posted about it in the Weird Bizarra part.
     
    broony, May 27, 2012
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  17. Aerianne

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    Aerianne, May 27, 2012
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  19. skip

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    Shale, next time put a more descriptive title in your thread if you want ppl to read it....

    I sure hope this isn't some new kinky thing that nudists in Florida do... ;)

    Here's a pic of one of the naked guys...not sure which one.

    Notice how they blurred out his ass. Wouldn't want anyone to get grossed out by seeing his ass... right...like that's what's gross about this story...

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Tyrsonswood

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    *mumbles incoherently* :(
     
    Tyrsonswood, May 27, 2012
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  23. DMFP

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    Hmmm, organising a US road trip with a friend in 2013....maybe we should steer clear of Florida:(
     
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  25. skip

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    We gotta figure out what transpired prior to this event...

    So one naked guy says to the other naked guy "Hey, I gotta get my face off of Facebook." Other guy responds "No problem!" and proceeds to eat first guy's face...

    Or...

    Naked guy says to other naked guy "I hate the way they have cameras everywhere now and they can zoom in on our faces and identify us now." Guy replies, "Let me take care of that problem for you!"

    Japanese say: You want privacy? Then you must lose face!
     
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  27. GardenGuy

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    If that story weren't already weird enough and gross enough, the press has to make it even more sensational by letting us know that they were NAKED!!!!!!

    I guess we will have to make nudity illegal because if people would only wear clothes all the time, crime would never happen.
     
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  29. Scorpio Kenny

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    Realize that some people have been unemployed since George W. was the president. With no money, you still have to eat! I just don't see why the cops have to kill some one for just having lunch. It's a depression. There are no soup kitchens.

    Yet, some revolutionaries have been saying it since the 60s, eat the Rich!
     
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  31. The Imaginary Being

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    this sort of thing goes through me more than most

    i feel really displeased to see another article like this.

    curiosity killed the naked man.
     
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  33. Madesh

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    It's beginning to make sense..surplus population, available meat-source; put's a new meaning to 'tasty lookin'.
     
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  35. skip

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    Just read the book, "How to serve Man"...
     
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  37. slappysquirrel

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    dude i live 4 hours north of miami, this is real disturbing WTF.
     
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  39. Tyrsonswood

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    Yeah, you never know... there may be a gang of naked face eaters running around.
     
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