Plan for a 3some

Infiltrate a gay-bi-les club and pretend to be bi. Then, get numbers from tons of bi-girls and organize a 3some.

Will I go to Hell for this?

 

Well, since hell doesn't exist, I highly doubt it.

Why do you have to pretend to be bi though?

 

sometimes I think about that. then I think "who gives a fuck?".

 

they'll probly just giuve ya some numbers to guy friends into s&m figurin u dont really need a 3some just a huge cock shoved up your ass


i really dont understand why ppl try to "plan" or "make" a 3some
1 theres only a moderate increase in the kink/excitement factor
with a hell of alot more hassles & its not like they dont just happen now & then when u got the right ppl in the right situations

 

ive got a really good 3some technique i read in a book called the game

get 2 girls to massage you at the same time, tell them it feels really good when 2 people do it at the same time

then do it to one of girls

then do it to the other girl

then kinda move the 2 girls heads torwards each other and get them to kiss

with 2 bi chicks this would be so much easier

but id have to go out a few times with each bi girl from the club before i pulled this. then we'd hang out together a few times, then i'd pull it.

or since theyre bi i could let 1 girl in on my plans and make it like a game where were trying to seduce the other girl

 

plus it seems like an awful lot of work. being with two people never seemed all that enticing to me. it just seems more like something you can say you've done.

 

I flipped through that book when I worked at Barnes & Noble. it was pretty funny.

 

I'm actually pretty involved with my local seduction lair

 

how exactly do you mean? would I have had to have read The Game to know what you're talking about?

 

no its just a group of guys that together and sarge (pick up chicks) and give each other advice

 

oh.

 

I dont know , having been around the threesome game a little , to me , its more of a headache , your attention is split during , and , if your really worth anything in the sex department , you spend the whole time worrying if everybody is getting what they need,
One on one is a whole lot easier and better.

 

yes but what bragging rights do you get from mono on mono?

 

oh , thats easy , bragging rights about getting your partner off several times , and being the best they had if you need to brag , that is.....most people dont feel they have to , as long as who they are with is happy.

 

can't you just find a swinger's club? then no one is pissed.

 

hahaha its all about saying u did something..bragging..kid u got alotta growing up to do & this lil seduction gang ya got there aint helpin u much
frankly any girl worth anything woiuld think your a total joke
practicing pickup techniques ..come on... seriusly...girels see through the act..& see youir a joke..fake... pathetic...
ofcourse if your just really rweal u might get a chance

 

yea u get the feeling hes 1 of those kids in shool who brag about havin wild sex with girls hed never even went out with & destroyin theyre reputstions just so he could feel like a man...

 

With my luck, I'd get 'em both pregnant...

 

lol. that would really suck.

 

You don't really need a plan.

Meet a woman who describes herself as bi, get in good with her friends, and let them come up with the idea. It'll happen.

Or not, whichever.