places youve masturbated

whats the weirdest place youve masturbated?

the weirdest place for me was the mens locker room shower.

 

Were other people in that locker room shower?

 

yea

 

Please, do explain.

 

A public pool bathroom.

 

Last weekend, I masturbated in an underground parking garage, completely naked.

 

All along the watchtower

 

behind a bush on the side of a hill

toilets at a supermarket

 

i jerked it in the backroom of a shoe store once

i wonder if i was on camera......

 

In the library when I was in junior high. I found the word orgasm in the dictionary. And in the book version of THX-1138 it mentions masturbation. That was enough for me. I was the library aide.

In my car while driving many times. This one isn't so weird and I think it's rather common. Suggest use something dark for cover.

While on a hike, with a huge erection going on while on the trail out in the wilderness. This one is a bit more difficult to get started but it's fun when it's going. Suggest using a coat that comes down below your waste.

 

when i did it in the showers at the ymca i almost got caught b/c they have communal showers not the ones with stalls and i heard a guy coming so i stopped but i still had a boner from jerking and my towel was in mylocker so it was extremely humiliatiing to walk out with a boner

 

train - naked, room full of friends (without them knowing), school bathroom (naked, not in a cubicle), Museum of Sydney (in an education thingamy room).

 

in the bathroom of an airplane (while it was in the air). high school bathroom. while driving. while parked over by this construction site where i sometimes smoke.

 

In a porta-potti at a construction site...

 

i masturbate only in toliets

 

In an interview room at the University of Nebraska - Lincoln. I was recruiting for my company, interviewing candidates in business and engineering. Had a hot girl come through, interviewed her and got a massive hard on. When I walked her out I saw there was another cutie waiting for her turn - so I told her to give me a few minutes to finish my notes.

I went back into the interview room, pulled my chair up towards the chair she would be sitting in, took my cock out, and stroked until I shot a load all over the seat and a bit up on the back. I tried to wipe it up, mostly spread it in. It was a dark fabric that soaked most of the cum up nicely and didn't show a wet spot unless you looked close.

I zipped up and then invited the little red-head cutie in and gave her a nice long interview while she was sitting in my jiz!

 

LOL

 

on the rooftop of my apartment building ala basketball diaries.

 

In the bathroom in front of wife, while she was sitting on the toliet!

 

My wife jerked me off on our motorcycle while we were riding acrosss the desert.. I've personally jerked off in the car on the highway many times..

on the side of the highway with a huge dildo in my ass :cheers2: