Pissing On Trees

I tutor a young (20-year old) girl via IM re: pot cultivation.
When I have to pee I write >brb gotta water the tree<.
So one day when I get back I mention it's cold outside.
She asks "what were you doing outside?"
And I said "peeing on a tree like I told you."
She said she thought that was just a saying, she did't think I was really peeing on a tree. "Don't you have a bathroom?" she asked.
I do, but the bathroom is as many steps from my computer as a tall oak tree in the side yard. No one can see (no neighbors anyway) and I prefer the tree to the toilet--saves water & electricity + benefits the tree.
Seems this girl had NEVER peed anywhere except sitting on a toilet.

So my question to guys:
if you have privacy, and the weather's nice, where would you rather whiz, on a tree or in the toilet?

 

on a toilet.

this is a wierd question.

 

Probably the toilet just cause I like to wash my hands afterwards and it'd be a waste to have to walk into the kitchen or bathroom just to wash them.

 

oh i would take a piss in nature anyday.

 

i've pee'd outside many of times. for the most part, it's because i've been outside and there is no toilet around. though, there have been a few times where i just went outside because it was faster and i had privacy.

there is no shame in peeing outside if no one can see you.

 

I prefer the sink, actually

I piss inside whenever possible, but a tree is nice for a change. On occasion, I have even been known to urinate in public parking lots, like wal-mart parking lots or something. I don't really remember, just some flashes of memory, but one time I was drunk as fuck and my friends were busy beating someone into a gang in a dairy queen parking lot. Anyway, I had to piss, so I went to the very edge of the road, where there were plenty of cars, and pissed into the road while I was standing on the sidewalk. hahaha That's what a quarter gallon of citrus twist vodka will do to ya.

 

nah man peeing outside is way more liberating and relaxing. But i mean it doesnt necessarily have to be a tree

 

i'll pee on a tree if there is no toilet around

but if there is than i'm using the toilet

 

depends which is closer. at xc meets most boys go on a tree because where we sit is right next to the woods....also depends on the condition of the bathroom

 

strange question for marijuana forum..lol but either or..dont matter..
and some of the girls i kno rather piss on a tree as well so dunno why youd specify men

 

Especially coming from ranger. He must've been fuckin blitzed. That's a cool ass mofo. Much respect for ranger.

 

didnt mean the question..just puttin it in the marijuana forum..its a good question

 

Either way, you don't expect ranger to make these kinds of threads really. I thought it was interesting, especially coming from him, because it is a rarity.

 

i like the thread..1 of my ex's had this 1 group of bushes shed always use.. and she had it just setup real nice there, like a lil fairy circle..and that was just where shed always go to piss...it was nicer then most bathrooms by far

 

When I was in the army, we had to piss on trees all day long in 4-degree(F) weather. We had to ask "Permission to use the tree-line Drill Sgt?"

 

I prefer bathroom because I can was my hands. But if I could wash my hands easily after a tree i'd prefer a tree.

 

Lol, TNS tell me more about this gang, im interested.

 

FOLKS. I'm sure you've heard of them. I used to go around and do dirt with them on occasion. I almost told them to beat me in one time, but I am glad I didn't. Gangs are for pussies.

 

Gangs are for people who cant hold their own.

 

Yep. That's why I decided not to join.