Pissing in the sink

I've heard of guys who piss in the sink and I thought it was completely whack. I gave it a shot one day and it felt great! Have you guys ever pissed in the sink? How'd that feel?

 

sinks are the best, especially if your at a party and can't find the bathroom.

 

Ok i'll addmit it, i've done it. But i was rediculuosly drunk!

 

I think i've peed on a sink, dunno how much got in, I was wasted. I think I also got the mirror, toilet and shower curtain.

 

I used to sneak over to my girlfriend's house and stay over night -- without her mom or beast of a father knowing. On one such occasion I had to piss something fierce and was forced to leave the sanctuary of her room for the hallway bathroom.

And, for one reason or another, I decided that if I peed in the toilet it would make too much noise and her dad would know it was me. So I pissed in the sink. And all around the sink, and all over the floor and myself.

I don't pee in sinks anymore.

 

i pee out the window, about 3-4 times a day. its better than the sink because i dont have to move more than a foot from my beloved hipforums.

 

Yes, out the window is great. Much better than the sink.

 

um what happens if you drop your toothbrush in the sink after you pee'd in it?

just wondering...that would be pretty gross. :/

 

that wouldn't phase me. i have peed in cola cans my whole life, as well as my old room mate. id leave them sitting around for days sometimes. sitting next to them would be actual cans of cola.... and well, lets just say Ive accidentally tasted both mine and my old roommates urine many, many times.

 

Pee in the sink all the time. And out the window. And off the deck. Peed out my car door once while stuck in traffic. You have to do that in Virginia, part of a public urination charge is exposure/public indecency. You get busted for that in VA you have to register as a sex offender. Bastards. It's the right of everyone equipped with a penis to whip it out and pee wherever and whenever you wish.

 

Sex affender? Goddamn!

 

yea that got my attention too
someone should really say something about that lol

I got caught drunk doing this by my g/f whole family omn Christmas so more of a one time deal for me too, mostly
fucking hilarious posts in here man
peace

 

Hey, it's Virginia. They just repealed the sodomy laws like 8 years ago. And they only recently started allowing gay couples to adopt kids. But I bet a lot of Virginians pee in the sink.

 

Never peed in a sink...but I'm still young.

There was a Polish couple in bed on their wedding night, and the man was so stupid he didn't know how to have sex. So, getting frustrated, the new bride says "geez Stan! Take that thing you play with and put it where I pee!"

So Stan gets out of bed, grabs his bowling ball and throws it in the sink.


(ha...I love that one. Sorry Polish people, no harm meant. I still love you, even if you are a bit.....well, nvm. )

 

peeing in a bathtub is exhilarating!

 

Ha! Good one! I got a better one and its true!

A friend of mine was an advisor in an African nation in the 60s (make up your own mind which one). They were out on patrol with an indigenous platoon one day when they came across two stupid hippie peace corps workers. They were getting undressed by a stream. My friend told them that it really wasn't a good idea to swim there. They said, "What do you know?". He said he knew that it was REALLY not a good idea to swim there. They said something along the lines of "We're in the Peace Corps babykiller, go fuck yourselves" and jumped in the water.

And then the crocodiles started to feed...

 

I live in a college dorm and I piss in the showers and I get yelled at by my resident assistant. I go, 'would you rather me piss in the sink?'

He didn't say much to that

 

OK, your RA watches you shower? That's not too creepy...

 

haha i pissed in a sink because there was a line in the bathroom, I was bout to blow, Phil n friends were on stage, I was like dang, this is philly Tell me this town aint got no heart, Just gotta piss around! ahaha. Yes I was wasted!

 

HaHa! When I was a douchebag heroine addict, I used to live in one of those old hotels that had community restrooms. Well when you wake up in the morning dopesick, the last thing you want to do is walk across the building while you feel like shit. My friend was staying with me and I woke up and looked over, there he was, pissing in the sink. I thought he was whacked until I tried it. Fuck, it's been on ever since. I could have a perfectly working toilet sitting in front of me but if there is a sink, I'd rather piss in it.