Pffftt I wipe my ass with teh bible

Seriously I did once.

 

when you want to get people riled up, you should be more crafty about it.

no one will even give you the satisfaction of getting angry over your dumb post.

 

I agree. What an ignorant post.

 

Is this meant to be some kind of joke?

"Am I going to hell yet?"
I know not but you sure deserve it.

 

Toilet paper is much cheaper than using Bibles...

 

I would choose a different book, the bible's pages are very thin.

 

Good for you. I agree with Sera Michele, toilet paper is cheaper.

 

I doubt it. God get's me turned on so much, that once I tried to hump a bible, of course, it was a book.

 

if this place you call hell existed then yes, probably

 

2 ply is minimum thanks

 

trying to provoke anger will only lead to people knowing your ignorance

 

If you won't repent and get saved you will.

 

I once had a friend tear out a piece of my bible and smoke it (weed) I was like "dude! you can't smoke the bible!", that is so horrible, I swore I was going to hell for just being there. so not cool!

 

One time when I was out of tp I used a piece of really crumpled newspaper to wipe with. btw: The piece of newspaper had a picture of gw on it.

Now that I have a dog I need to find a Bush/Cheney sign so I can take a picture of her taking a dump on it.

 

Actually the paper in a majority of bibles is better for smoking weed than the paper found in regular books. It's thinner, less paper hit, more weed.

 

/ can you not gerrit 2gether and buy some rizzla to smoke your shit man .or are you that fucked up >? . i used paper in der bible to get to satan (wow your really hard aint you )." me thinks not " you fuck/n piece of shit man . i am sick of all you teds that come on christian forums to slag us christians off .we have thought and fought you horrible idiots off for fuck/n forever . we are a peacefull people. it/s only fuckwitts like you that cause wars . do me and yerself a favour shit for brains =go and take a run and jump . satans waiting for you " did yer know " he loves looosers . soz am i talking outta turn hard man who uses pages from bible to skin up .20p a packet of skins. i am really scared of dickheads like you am i . not at all yer fuck/n waste of space .

 

Wow, such anger. The bibles you buy are just masss-printed peices of paper, not the holy grail or something. The text may be important, but what's so important about the paper? Sheesh, if this were the middle ages you'd be lobbing off people's heads....

Not to mention people have been fighting christians off forever, christians have started plenty of wars, the religion hass been far from peaceful...study up on history a bit.

 

It is sad how many of you fail to see that people start wars. Throughout the course of history, many wars have been fought over land. Is land the sole cause of the war? Did a immobile piece of land with no soul, no brain, and no being start the war? No, the jealousy and innate need of man is what began these wars. People have started wars in the name of religion because they believed within their own minds that their ideas were right.

Religion is a thing. It is not human. Therefore, it cannot be either peaceful nor unpeaceful. Human beings, on the other hand, can use religion for either peace or discord.

 

Hey, I was just posting a rebuttal to paulfreespirit's remark (which he said: "we are a peacefull people. it/s only fuckwitts like you that cause wars .")

Christians have proven throughout history that they are not a peaceful people, and they have caused wars.

But every war or assault on land/people that christians have started or participated had alterior motives than simply spreading the religion. I am well aware of that. It is also a main reason I have chosen not to be christian, or associate myself with the belief at all.

 

Not if the bibles on my endtable and the eckerd is a block away. Shit man, you gotta learn to chill. Chillin's hot.

Right. Peaceful as all hell breakin' loose. People who claim to be peaceful and call another man a piece of shit are pretty funny. You are obviously one of those wise peace bringers that I have read about (in the bible).

Kissy kissy. Gimme the love. Bring it.

It ain't no thing dawg.

Glad I touched your heart with my statement. Seems that this waste of space has reached deep inside you to bring out the love that lurks within.

Ya know the old quote "A day not wasted is a day wasted." You gotta live it to love it.