Pet name for anus?

Does your partner have a pet name for their anus?

My wife refers to her asshole as Beulah, short for Beulah Butthole.

I love it when she says "Beulah is ready for you now" or "Beulah needs a massage" or "I think Beulah needs an inspection for intruders" meaning I need to do a digital inspection for any random feces that may be hiding up in there.

 

ugh

 

Gary.

 

Lol, that is disgusting.

 

Gary - after Oprah's asshole on Southpark.

 

^ At least somebody got it! Haha

 

my hand doesn't have an anus.

i call my anus paul bunyan, since he's always dropping huge logs.

then i call my balls babe the ox, since they're always blue.

 

hahahahhahahaha

 

Thats awesome! I need to name the wifeys stinkhole.

By digital inspection do you mean a digital instrument or a finger? Sounds like a hot idea to me! I like this, niceneasy.

 

balloon knot

 

Digital as in fingers, most especially 2 fingers, the index & middle finger put up there for a little inspection before really getting down to business.
One extra trip to the potty usually takes care of things.
Shit on the dick not only ruins the mood but wifey says it is irritating as well.

 

My asshole doesn't have a nickname.. but then again nobody is allowed to touch it.

My boyfriend just calls his his brown eye so that he can make lame jokes about having three brown eyes

 

Windsor, Ontario

 

you stole that from Colbert!

my bf calls mine my love star

 

If I had one it would be Patrick.

C/S,
Rev J

 

Mr. Winkus A. Pooperton

 

Haccp

 

Oh come on. Colbert don't know shit.
Any Ontarian well knows, the real answer is Hamilton.

 

Cinnamon ring

 

how about a name for your pet's anus? i used to have a white dog that had a big black spot right on it's ass, so we called it the black hole.