Pet Dread Fred

Discussion in 'Dreadlocks' started by JoeyPB, Apr 25, 2009.

  1. JoeyPB

    JoeyPB Member

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    So my friend and I got really high last night, testing out my new bong and all. We got on the topic of my hair somehow -- it seems to be a pretty common topic nowadays, for some reason -- and she started playing with my hair (just twisting it and stuff). I ended up letting her take a section a twist it, rip it, roll it and backcomb it and letting her name it. So, she went from hating the idea of me getting dreads and "ruining" my hair to making a pet dread named Fred and loving it like her own.
     
  2. JoeyPB

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    And I have no idea why I posted that story.
     
  3. hellodreadhead

    hellodreadhead Beta as fuck

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    For a while there I thought the title said 'dead pet thread'.
     
  4. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    drop dead pet fred
     
  5. Luxiebow

    Luxiebow Senior Member

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    natural doesn't seem to be working out for you lol, people keep touching your hair!
     
  6. Mpuckett93

    Mpuckett93 Member

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    Weird story =s. You fuck her?
     
  7. Mpuckett93

    Mpuckett93 Member

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    Lol Jk sorry forgot to post that.
     
  8. JoeyPB

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    I know! Seriously. Every time she comes over now, she plays with Fred. She's off limits to the rest of the head, but she now has full reign over that single dread.

    That's a nice little unexpected poem. haha

    God. I wish my penis was named Fred.

    lol
     
  9. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    lmao, so you didn't do her?
     
  10. JoeyPB

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    No. We've known each other since we were 6, she's an ex, married [contemplating divorce] and...things are complicated. I'll leave it at that. lol
     
  11. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    an ex that is now married and bout to divorce? ugh you are too young for all that drama.it's good you didn't smash then, it woulda been messy.
     
  12. JoeyPB

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    Yeah. Seriously.

    She married the guy in November. He's the typical asshole, abusive Air Force guy. He's stationed in Germany right now. We are both pretty sure he's cheating, so she's thinking of divorce.
     
  13. hestilowt

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    i totally thought this was gonna have somethin to do with drop dead fred the movie...

    i love that movie
     
  14. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    you know they're thinking of doin a remake of that movie^
     
  15. Smelly D

    Smelly D The Dreaded Plumber

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  16. hestilowt

    hestilowt Member

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    if they do a bad remake im gonna make some heads roll... :mad:

    seriously Drop Dead Fred is one of my favorite movies of all time!!!!

    dog poo dog poo yucky yucky smelly dog poo...
     
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