perverted things you used to do when you were younger

post some nasty shit you used to do (or still do) ...

when i was younger i used to go to my uncles house every summer and go swimming. now my cousin is hot, so one time while changing out of my wet bathing suit in the bathroom, i noticed a pile dirty laundry. sitting at the top of it was this thong. i realized that it was obviously my cousins (i hope) and being that she was hot, i did the only thing that any young boy in my situation would have done: sniff it.

so since that day, every time i used to go there for that entire summer i used to find her thongs and lick them/sniff them. but after a while though it got kinda boring, and i craved more pervertedness. so one day i told everyone i had to go to the bathroom (which happened to be right next to her room).. i used that excuse as cover but in reality i wanted to see the motherload of thongs...

so when i got into her room i checked her top drawer and there they were. i did the only reasonable thing at this point that anyone else would have done: took my pants off, put the thong of my choice on and jerked off. this became a sort of a ritual for me every week i would go there. i had quite the collection of cum stains going on in the corner of her room.

the best part though is when i went one time, as i was searching through the drawer, my hand felt something very rubbery. i didnt know what it was so i pulled it out. it happened to be this dick shaped pink dildo. i couldnt believe it and i was shocked that i was holding this dildo. so at that point i did the only logical thing that anyone else would have done in my situation: tried to deepthroat it and see how far i could go. after i took it out of my mouth i noticed there were some pubes on it so i got kinda grossed out

anyway all this came to an end because one time my aunt caught me in my cousins room...i told her i was looking for video games and she believed me, it was a close call though. aside from that, my cousin started locking her door..i guess she noticed that her thongs were being moved/or maybe that they started smelling like shit since they were inside my ass. either way she started locking her door and that was the end of that era.

your turn.

 

I'm doing the only reasonable thing a person should do at this point and laughing my ass off.

That was up there with the top things I've read in the last half hour.

 

Dude, you are sick and twisted

 

woah, hold on .... what about the OP?!?!?

 

Wow i thought i was twisted...

 

Isn't this why they have sex forums? Or is that just a figment of my imagination?

 

When I was a kid …….:H



I’d sneak upstairs with as pair of binoculars to the attic (which had a great view of the house next door) and watch my neighbors teenage daughter (who wasn’t familiar with the terms shades or curtains)



......it was heaven



Hotwater

 

well, around the time you're talking about here, i used to have this fetish for rough things rubbing around in my asshole, so i used to sneak into your house while you were in your cousin's room and masturbate while brushing inside my anus with your toothbrush

 

i'm leaving it here...if some other mod wants to move it, thats fine...but i think its way to funny to not be in RT

 

Ew.

 

good point fitz.

I think the other RTers should at least see this before it's deleted. Use the forum as a sign in sheet to who has read it before deleting haha

 

:lol: Oh that was great. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It'd be really funny if you somehow indirectly get your cousin pregnant.

 

I am not sure if the person deserves applause for admitting that or all our money to buy them help, I just dont know, (walks away shaking head)

 

+10 perv points to the OP.
Now stick it in her pooper! Lol.
Let's get this man some... outside time.

 

Why in God's name would anyone be motivated to lick their cousin's dirty thong?

This can't be real.

 

I'll follow you.

 

Wow, and I thought it was bad when my boyfriend told me about this guy he knew who licked his mothers dildo...

 

yup moro...that is right up there with disgusting...

 

oh, i'm sure it is...

the whole dirty underwear thing isn't that far out of the norm...but the cousin thing...that brings it way out their.

and the deepthroating the dildo...hmmm yea, a bid strange too