People you work with?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Jennifer19, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    What kind of people do you work with?


    I work with a bunch of clowns

    I got one guy that likes to sniff bleach, another guy if you ask him how he is doing? He considers that harassment. Another guy that has been working with alliance for 4 years and acts like he just started. Where do they find these clowns? I get they have disables but some of this crap is just plan off the wall.
     
  2. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    The guy that likes to sniff bleach. He told me he whooped the Easter bunnies but at church and his parents filmed it
     
  3. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I work with a fat old guy with diabetes who can't bend over because his back is really bad. But he raises horses.

    And a guy my age who used to have a severe drug and alcohol problem, wrecked his truck and had to have his face and skull rebuilt. He has one eye no teeth and no sinuses and a huge plate in his head. And he uses this as an excuse to make everyone around him work harder. But he says he knows more about our business than we do so we should all be working for him.

    And a kid who has fathered three kids with three different women and done time for selling drugs before he was 21. The only white kid I ever met who has FUBU pajamas.

    And a guy who thinks he is better than any of us, but he only tells the clients that, not his coworkers.

    And we all work for a company that is owned by a semi-professional golfer who watches too many old westerns on TV and has a gambling problem. I've had to get my pay on Friday nights at the racetrack on more than one occasion.
     
  4. Zoomie you poor bastard. But does it make for entertaining times?
     
  5. cabbagehead

    cabbagehead Member

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    I love the folks I work with. Blue collar types. Very decent people, the lot of them. And my bosses are all very understanding and noncorporate types, too. I have a college degree (with honors), but keep this job because everyone I work with is so awesome.

    Fuck money, go with good people, every time.
    :)
     
  6. Mister Conservative

    Mister Conservative Member

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    A guy who used to work with my friend claims he had to kill Bigfoot because he was eating all of his chickens. He then threw the dead Bigfoot in the creek behind his house.
     
  7. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i work with a bunch of awesome human beings that i am proud to call my friends:D nuff said
     
  8. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    It is more painful and more fun than you could ever imagine.
     
  9. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    ugh. work. they need to hire another cashier damn it. and not some know-it-all bitch like the lady that just quit.
     
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Can I work next to you? I just want to see our babies grow up.
     
  11. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    I work with a nazi dishwasher......... and he likes to dress up as a rabbi for halloween, and send out hannukah cars to all the jewish people he knows at work, just out of spite.

    another guy I work with is kinda heavy set, he walks bow-legged, and talks about his restored mustang all the time.

    mostly everyone else just smokes pot.......
     
  12. happyhippyflower

    happyhippyflower Sucker Punch

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    I work alone. Well, employee wise. But I see hundreds of faces each day. I bad mouth about 90% of them when they walk out because they are stuck up yuppies who drive nice cars that mommy and daddy bought.
     
  13. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    i just started in my job, its not an actual job anyway, it's voluntary
    everyone seems really nice, i have to get to know them better.
     
  14. Damn, sounds like something out of a Bukowski novel.

    I guess working with clowns has its good points, they make you look bad so you can get away with more things than you could normally.
     
  15. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    way to use the whole animal!! very environmental of you.
     
  16. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    I work with a bunch of airheads...
     
  17. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    i work with 9 guys and 3 girls in the head office of a construction company. the girls are all very polite, soft spoken women, 2 of them are accountants and 1 is the main receptionist. i'm an accounting clerk/office assistant/receptionist so i work with them the most. they're all very nice, proper work habits, helpful etc. the guys in the office are estimators, project managers and such and all quite uh..candid around the workplace. this one guy, norm, is ALWAYS hanging out at the front desk when i'm working, or talking to other people in their offices. i swear the man doesn't work. he's pretty hilarious though... a couple of the guys are kind of assholish, but everyone gets along really well, and since i'm 15+ years younger than most of them they treat me pretty casually. some of the comments are kind of iffy though, somehow they found out i bellydance and that's a topic of discussion on a regular basis. one time i got there and we had gotten clothes we ordered with our company logo on them, and norm bursts through the door saying "jess! we finally got your work bustier!" apparently that's all they were talking about at lunch.

    so yeah, they verge on creepy, but they're all harmless and quite entertaining.

    wow, sorry, that turned into an essay...
     
  18. cousinit

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    Ive got 5 co workers right of rice patties in india. they all speek semi decent english, but man they're wierd. and 4 of them make shit look smart.

    not one of them understnads anything about safety. im acting safty coordinator, and I've all but given up. Id knock some sense into them wiht a big stick if i could. If I tell them that somthing is dangeraous and to stop doing it, I get told im a pussy because I'm a white guy and that they're all tougher and smarter than me.......

    ok, what ever,. When the overhead crane breaks and that 5 ton heavy thing drops on 3 of your buddies heads, and your deaf, and suffering from long term chemicle exposure. dont come crying to me.
     
  19. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i've always wondered at that whole "white is weak" thing. as a whole, whitey's done a pretty good job of fucking up a majority of the world's people at some point in time or another.
     
  20. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    I work with.... interesting people

    My manager is incredibly moody. Great one day, hates you theh next. Always has to have someone on her shit list

    My assistant manager is funny as hell, but REALLY needs to get laid. Like, desperately so. Christ, if I were closer to him in age, not currently infatuated with my monday-date guy, and didn't work with him I'dve given him a pity fuck by now. Poor guy. but he is funny, bitter, sarcastic and weird, so it's fun to work with him

    anotherh girl who works there is incredibly materialistic. Money and looks are the most important things in life. Overly competitive, but can be a sweetie when she's having a lazy day

    another girl, the one I usually work with lately, is a sweetiepie. Fun, a little weird, and great to get along with. Doesn't steal sales, is willing to do her share of the work... it's great!

    the other two girls I don't reeeally know, but they are quite nice. I just don't work with them very often
     
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