penis's and vagina's!!!

there we go,
some people may post now

 

are very good things.

 

being resident piano player at a hotel - some people find it hilarious to call me 'the penis'.But i got used to that at school cos being named Richard - well - u know

 

is that what the chunks of meat are in pork and beans?

 

I say tomato, you say tomata, you say penis, i say vagina

 

....

 

Which came first the penis or vagina? The penis.....right?

 

Let me see! I know they go together somehow, wait! don't tell me!! I can almost guess what happens next.

 

PENIS!!!

hahahahahah
I amuse myself way too easily

 

balls?

sometimes they're long and loose sometimes they're tight and high

 

Penis

 

I named my penis "The Intimadator"

 

This whole conversation is fantabulous

Why don't more people have insomnia like me? It's not fair

My Tight Vagina

 

May I?

 

Vagina

 

You realize that I must now have you, just because of those three little words??

Meet me @ "hot & horny" .......