Penis Schmenis

To all you (obviously viciously insecure males) who are constantly asking about penis size:

Get over yourselves. I have yet to met a woman who cares as much about penis size as most men do. There are a lot of ways to sexually connect with someone than just straight penetration, and doing that in a way that is pleasurable anyway is less about size and more about talent. Worry less about how big it is, and worry more about what you can (or can't) actually do with it.

Everytime I come to L&S there is another thread about penis size - there are SO many more important things when it comes to sex, then penis size. PLEASE find other things to worry about!

 

Damn right, well put.

 

My dick's tiny

 

how tiny?

 

ABSOLUTELY! You guys should be more worried about how to perform good cunnilingus, or where your partners' erogenous zones are (other than the obvious ones)

 

Let's hear it for G SPOTS!!!!

 

Go see in the naked club

 

dam right.....are you wearing panties?

 

I would hate to have a small dick.

 

done

 

for reals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Exactly! When I hear girls complain about how bad a guy is in bed, it's not about him having a small dick, it's about him not knowing what the hell to do with it. Or not using his tongue, or not enough foreplay...THESE tend to be the things women worry about.

 

Forewhatwhat?

 

Even though in the long run dick size doesn't matter (or at least that's what all you people say =P), you have to understand, that's how superiority among the male gender is established. There's gotta be a chain of command somewhere!

By the way, Juggs, your sig kicks ass. =) Great movie.

 

Go Super Grrl!

 

Dude, are you saying you and your male friends check out each others dicks?!?

 

Hikaru, I hear what you're saying. But I gotta tell you, when I hear guys talking about how they have these enormous penises (penisii?) I automatically think they're full of shit. If you gotta advertise, you got nothin' to sell... like this guy I saw once wearing an "Olympic Fallopian Swim Team" t-shirt - my gut instinct says he's never even been to first base. LOL and I gotta chime in with the Dok above... do you establish this hierarchy by a simulateous pants-dropping? (PS I like the quote in your sig, I'm gonna steal it for my msn lol)

 

My penis is perfect just the way it is, and I definetly know how to use it.

 

lol..I agree 100%

 

I think guys are more infatuated withr penises then women are