please dont hate me for this.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster i found out about it ages ago, and have just re-discovered it. it makes me cry with laughter and happiness =]
when i 1st saw that i definately adopted the pastafarian religuion.. it made so much more sence then any other.. oh damn never saw this b4efore i realllly want 1 if thiose
"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them." ofcourse every pink unicorn needs an evil oyster to lead us to damnation "For I did see my unworthiness in Her sight, for I was a sinner, destined forever to spend existence in the presence of the unholy Purple Oyster, waxing his shell and massaging his most wretched and slimy feet. For lo, the Purple Oyster doth truly have feet, and the legs thereof, and the toes thereof, giving him dominion over all the clams of the seas, and allowing him to go unto the children of men, and tempt them unto destruction." — The Revelation of St. Bryce the Long-Winded (Partial), Chapter One, Verses 9 to 11[16] i think we should make a new religion too anyone have any ideas? i kinda like the ideas of a god that was sick and dying accidently puked up the iniverse then forgot all about us and died and instead of worhipping the god we worship the diseass that made hm sick enough to puke out a universe and kill a supreme being.. that disease has spread through all the universe became a part ty of everthing and thats why we should be glad things kindsa suck and all the religions and the governments are fucking everything up cause that means the disease id growing stronger and total decay is soon to come since god is dead the purpose of life is to destroy the universe to rejoin god (like the christian trinity weirdness god is both the dead thing that puked and the disease that made him puke.. and maybe even the puke itself)
Don't let those meatballs fool you. The FSM is female and Her name is Eris. This is a code 23 disguised as a code 42. Ramen to you all, minus one.
Minus one? Code 23? don't you mean a code 24? 24 = X, and X marks The Spot...making it 42 still... See? 42 X (crossed/flipped) 24 Hmm?
hmm, aether dealing with a strag or one of our Babel Fish has died... ? :rofl: Hovering Meat Balls are a good sign
ahahaha My cousin lives in Crossville, I'll have to ask her about this! I've got a tattoo across my shoulders of the creation of adam. Perhaps I could sneak in a few strands of spaghetti and kinda morph god's hand into a meatball.
