A little boy threw his GI Joe in the path of a Buick's wide tires. The driver was a pacifist, but hit the action figure anyway. Later, the driver of the Buick was driving her Buick, and lighting a cigarette while she was driving her Buick, and she rear-ended a bus full of military personals recently returned from Persia. They all jumped, some said "What the hell?!" But the driver of the Buick sobbed. A soldier jumped out of the bus to assess the damage, for insurance purposes.
