Pantless

Ok I woke up this morning...

And I realized I had no pants on.

There I was.. Lying in bed. Wondering where the fuck my pants were at.

Then i realized "oh. they're down by my feet and one of them is still attached at the ankles. how strange."

Now, I thought I put them back up after I gave up on masturbating, around 5am this morning, but apparently not.. Then my mind skipped to "what if someone raped me in the night"

but i realized how i lock both my window and door...

I just don't know anymore.

 

i woke up with a hickey on my inner thigh once...it was scurry.

 

Don't you think you would have woke up if someone raped you?

 

just a thought though...how can you guys stand sleeping with pants on?! i mean unless its extremly cold or something...

 

I was thinking the same thing... how can anyone sleep with pants?

 

i sleep like a log, george.

lisa... pajama pants. ahha.

i hate sleeping with bare legs. i get cold so easy. i have like 2 comforters (including a duvet) and 2 blankets in the summer time.

 

I wear shorts...

 

yup we guys do sleep with our pants on accasionally.... maybe you were masterbating before bed?

 

you're tough...i still couldn't do it.

 

Hahah, I sleep like a log as well unless the sun is up. If my parents come into my room I'll leap out of bed and be like "OMG... DIEEEEEEEEE I NEED TO SLEEP "

 

yeah i already stated that. hahah. i just gave up because it was like 5:30am or something and i was like "oh fuck this i don't have the energy."
but i could swear i didn't leave me pantaloons down. ahha. perhaps i kicked them off. i dunno.



megmonger I smell fire! Can I look at your globe?. says:
i was like "oh fuck this i don't have the fucking energy" hahahah

George - Some people never find it, some only pretend, but me, I just want to live happily ever after ever every now and then says:

AHAA

George - Some people never find it, some only pretend, but me, I just want to live happily ever after ever every now and then says:

wow

megmonger I smell fire! Can I look at your globe?. says:

well it was like 5 or 6am

George - Some people never find it, some only pretend, but me, I just want to live happily ever after ever every now and then says:

when meg doesn't have to power to masturbate... then the world has gone to hell

 

that's your minds subconcious secretly telling you that pants are evil in sleep.

 

oh haha i didn't see that

 

i rarely sleep anyway but naked.

 

Steps to succesfully sleep comfortably in pants:


Step 1: put on pants

Step 2: go to friends hous enad get drunk

Step 3: while drunk smoke some weed

Step 4: stay up drunk and stoned untill you are very very tired

Step 5: get up and amke the struggle to the couch

Step 6: realize u hav to pee and go to bathroom

step 7: pee

step 8: walk alllll the way back to couch

step 9: lay down and go to sleep

I guarantee that you will sleep comfortably for hours with your pants on.

 

It works.

 

Know what else works?
Nudism.
I hate sleeping with clothes on.

 

I like pajamas

I really want to know whether i kicked mine off last night or I forgot to bring em back up to waist level. ahhaha.

 

I'd like to watch you sleep.