As a wise man once said: "two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane." Post Scriptum; this works better as a saying instead of a writing.
Doesn't really help the monkies cause though, does it? (sounds like more Organ Grinder propaganda to me).
No. You are obviously a pawn in the organ grinders game. Except monkies are cute, and we are pathetic.
Nah, monkey union reps are too easy to bribe. No, damn it guys, all we have to do is stop dancing. Then how is Gusippie going to make a living?