Orange Juice

Who likes it anyway? Orange juice is just wretched. Most other types of fruit juice are a million times better. The orange kind is tacky and cliché.



You know what else I don't like... when people walk incredibly fast. I hate to do that. My pace is slower than my grandmothers. I just like to go slow and take in the world around me. And savor the clicking of high heels against pavement. Some people always take huge, fast steps, everywhere they go. I can't stand those who are always in a hurry. 90% of the time, wherever you're going isn't that important. Not important enough to miss taking the time to look at the lovely fall leaves.



There's another thing right there. Autumn. When I asked your favorite season, a whole lot of you said fall. What is wrong with you people? Maybe your cold-hearts and frozen souls like this chill. Maybe in a morbid way you romanticize death. Because that's what autumn is... death. Those oh so pretty leaves you see, well they're meeting their death. If they were humans, their flesh would be wilting, their blood slowing draining out from them until they fall from the tree. But who cares for their suffering as long as it's pretty, right? How could y'all be so cruel?



Heehee, what's happening to me?

 

I recommend a vibrator and a nap.
BTW: Orange juice rocks.

 

Orange juice is nasty after you brush your teeth. And that's the only juice that does that.

I hate it when people walk fast, too! It's makes me think, "Where could they be going that is so goddamn important that they can't stop and smell the roses?"

"Always take two steps backwards and one step forwards." -my friend Philip says this all the time.

I just plucked my eyebrows and they hurt. I cried.

 

Ooo yeah, I hate plucking my eyeborws. It makes your eyes teary just from the sting, especailly if you get nasty tweezers that pinch your skin.


I'm sorry, but they should feel better real fast.

 

I rather not pluck mine either. I used to get pleasure out of doing that.

Anywho... oh, yeah, SIMPLY ORANGE!!!

 

Orange Juice is a creativity killer and I despise it.

 

I don't care for orange juice, though I do like oranges...

 

Orange Juice... I prefer Apples anddd... hmm... apples... I like Kiwis...

 

Orange juice is very good, especially Simply Orange.

 

Yeah... that's the best orange juice ever.

 

orange juice is good ......mmmmm.....but yeah it is kind of bitter some times and who doesnt hate people who walk fast... you know what else i like milk i love milk...mmmmmmmmm...

 

orage juice isn't that bad, but only if it has low acidity. I think Tropicana makes a special kind of orange juice with low acidity & it tastes decent...
...has anyone ever tried pomagranate juice? There's this beverage called 'Pom' & I'd sure like to try it.
....why the fuck are we writing about juice?

 

mmm..... orange juice kicks ass.... so does any other orange product

 

yeesh katie



they also fall into the ground and fertilize it for the next generation of baby trees and baby leaves



death is as big a part of life as life itself

 

I wonder what will eat me when I die and decompose.

 

Orange juice is great. I use to drink like three glasses a day. Then I ended up in the hospital with horrible stomach pains. lol Turns out, I was allergic to oranges. So, now I can't drink it anymore.


Fall is my favorite season. I like to jump around in all the dead bodies -- opps! I mean leafs!

Now I'm going to cry because this thread made me miss my orange juice.

 

I don't see leaves as dead bodies but just... energy collectors...

 

Though the leaves may die, the tree lives on...

 

Unless it dies too...

 

i hate orange juice. pulp makes me vomit. maybe im allergic to oranges too!!! but i really love 100% grapefruit juice and 100%cranberry juice. mmmmm juice. all i drink is juice. juice everyday. juice juice juice.