Oral & hygiene - hairless balls cleaner?

How the **** do you tell someone you love that sometimes they really should soap up the tackle & give it a real clean? I mean we don't expect everyone to be smelling of roses the whole time but if a dong smells of pee it's hardly something you want to get down your throat, now is it.... and hairy balls somehow hold on to the smell. Or am I just unlucky?

 

You can either tell him directly that he needs to clean up better, suggest taking a shower together or that he should try manscaping his shit.

 

i agree with the shower thing. i take a shower everyday and sometimes two if it was a hot day at work and im going to go hang with my love. but i feel the shower idea is a good idea because me personally have a fantasy of shower sex and it just a turn on for most guys. so its a win win

 

tell him you'd actually want to blow/teabag him a lot more if he trimmed up

 

Hold on, is this not the guy you've been with for the last 8 YEARS? The same guy who likes to be more sexually adventurous than you, right?

I've got two words for you: Honesty, Communication. These usually help you solve many problems of various nature.

 

Yeah right. Good principle. And I note your research. And you'd like that? Being told your woman didn't want to gobble you cos you sometimes smelled?
It sometimes makes me laugh this idea of honesty & communication. Not meaning anyone on this forum, nor anyone in particular.... just the principle. Very fine to be honest but sometimes it's so liable to backfire, wouldn't you say? It's a reasonable question, I think - how do you deal with this issue? Seriously? In words of one syllable (I jest)?

 

let him know when you want to attack it....and tell him you wont do it unless its spic and span...if he doesnt shower right then and there then he doesnt deserve it.

 

You're lucky. I actually like the smell of balls.

I tell all my fuckbuddies when they are coming over not to bathe. Gay guys are too fucking clean sometimes.

 

I've found that usually my balls are cleaner once I've shaved, and that's because the sweat and dirt has nothing to cling to, so it doesn't smell as bad, but everyone should always make sure their penis or vagina is clean. I feel sorry for anyone who has gone down on someone who didn't shower that day. It's just plain wrong.

 

I just could not be with a guy who dont wash, it dont take a couple of minutes, if I went near a guy who smelled, that would be it, out the door, I cant stand slobs, if he cant spare a minute to wash is bits, what does that say about thr rest of his life?

 

Actually, yes, I'd much rather she told me upfront, and earlier on, and NOT after 8 YEARS of being with her. But that's just me. See, being able to tell something like that to your partner essentially means you're totally comfortable with him. And you're not dumping him because of this, but rather you simply want some improvement to take place so that you could STAY with him. You don't tell him he smells because you don't like him, you tell him because you love him.

Seriously, the gist I've gotten from your posts so far is that, it is the very lack of honesty and communication that have backfired and made you feel the way you do so far. It's been 8 YEARS, not 8 months. At the risk of potentially making you feel agitated with my bluntness, and I DO apologize in advance if that were the case, I'd still say you wouldn't have had to deal with your problems had you and your partner been honest with each other and communicated in an upfront and totally frank manner. It's MUCH worse to spend something like 8 years thinking your partner was totally happy with you, only to find out after all these years that the other party thought you stunk. That would hurt.

Oh, and your question is perfectly reasonable, yes. I wish your situation improves. But if I were to give you a one syllable advice, it would still be "Talk".

 

Get him to shave it all, which would obviously involve washing the area thoroughly, then make a big deal about how you love how fresh & clean it is.

 

Exactly. Even if I don't take a full bath, I at least make sure I wash my pits and balls. Seriously, it's not that hard.

 

Guess I am the only nature freek here!

My lovers know not to wash before getting intimate with me. (unless they put on perfume or some other poisonous shit)

Those smells were put there, in the crotch and pits by nature to excite us. Most ppl have been culturally brainwashed to think they stink.

"Mad to be had, to be felt and smelled ... I hugged, I snuggled into an armpit, I sniffed the subtle whiff of its tuft, I lapped up the taste of its hot hollow ...I lay still in the notch of his crotch inhaling his sweat."

W.H. Auden, A Day For A Lay​

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=135122

 

I can relate, Shale. While I personally don't necessarily REQUEST that my partner not wash beforehand, I still DO find her natural body scent to be rather nice in the morning where she's perspired during sleep.

I'm a fan of natural body scent and I love the scent of my current crush. While she and I haven't really been overly intimate, I've been able to experience her scent and she has such an intoxicating yet RELAXING body scent. This isn't body "odour", but rather this is her unique body "scent", and I love her fragrance...and I really MISS it, and her(I'm currently away from my hometown).

 

Have her send you a T-shirt that she's worn (or panties )

This phenomenon is quite common and I think it has even been portrayed in mainstream movies where the woman sniffs her missing partners apparel. Don't know if you saw it but Brokeback Mountain has Enis sniffing his old buddies shirt. My wife admitted to sniffing my cutoff shorts while I was away and I recall wearing one of Jim's used robes in his absence.

Smell is a really strong connector no matter how much our cultural cues are to ignore it.

 

pheromones ....they should rename them phero-moans

 

Man, I wish! lol Actually, she's not my girlfriend, she's a friend of mine who I have a crush on. Plus, she has a boyfriend so I don't want to make a request like that to her and complicate the situation, lol.

 

I don't mind the bluntness cos it's all accurate; doesn't actually help me resolve the situation. I suppose I want someone to provide a script - Pineman thanks... or kind suggestions. Sorry if that's being a wuss, and I'm not taking away anything you've said because you're right. The other small but important point to make is that he does wash, & takes great care in most respects & thinks he's done his tackle brilliantly, but he must have particularly pungent pee or something or not quite soap up quite thoroughly enough - makes it very tricky to say 'well actually....'
Oh, and of course yes he loves the scent of me, just to make things worse...

 

OK, assuming he's uncut, does he slide it back while pissing? I thought this was a given with uncut men but some perhaps were never taught. Also, if uncut he has to slide that skin back and wash under it or the smegma will be overpowering.

I have found that some men actually don't know much about their own genitals so I made a little instructional pamphlet:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=125376