oooh tell us about your worse kiss!

inspired by megs thread!

yah so go on! dont be shy!

mine was horrible....
i was walking a paper route with Joe and we took the shortcut home thru the woods and he wanted to show me 'condom rock' and i was like ":| oh thats neat...i guess" and see I have known Joe for many years and what happened next i was not prepared for
i had turned my back on him looking at something else while he admired the infamous condom rock and then he said something about kissing and i was like 'yah mmhmm okay' not really paying attention to him, so i turn around hoping he was ready to leave and then it happened.
he kissed me and he couldnt kiss! he really didnt know how. I mean he didnt know where the tongue was supposed to go and he ended up slobbering all over my face. I tried to show him how to slow down and take the kiss slow and i tried to show him where the tongue was supposed to go...(cuz god he acted like a wild animal with that tongue...it was like he couldnt get enough or something). omg...so horrible...later he tried to kiss me again and he couldnt figure out what i meant bye "joe you have to fuckin slow down your kisses otherwise you arent gonna get a woman, you're kissing sloppy" i kissed that guy twice and both times i had to use the back of my hand to wipe off the slobber he left on my face....poor guy.

anyway thats my story and im stickin to it.
what's yours?

 

can i do worst sexual encounter, took his socks off and his feet where black, he farted consently during the whole thing, then afterwards he wiped himself down on the bed covers.

men they can be so disgusting :&
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i've never kissed anything except my pets

 

omg......wtf
hahaha
i'm so sorry to hear that geeez.

 

OMG fart sex that's sick

 

i've never had a worst kiss cuz i've never had a first kiss..
haha =/

 

ew omg. horrible mental image :&

 

lier
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Haha, ewww, poor chica.

My worst kiss... was probably a couple of years ago in this rock festival in Finland. Me and my BOYFRIEND were watching some band perform when this guy comes out of nowhere and just sticks his tongue in my throat. Hahaha. I dunno if you can really call that a kiss though. It was crazy. And my bf was just standing there and LAUGHING.

 

not as horrible as being there
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wow he must have been really really really drunk then. haha i can just imagine your face kinda like a surprised look. hehe
aww well thankfully you didnt get any cooties

 

EWWWW! Cooties!

Boys sure are disgusting.

 

oh yah tell me about it....and sometimes they stink. ewwww hehe

 

Smelly boys...
I don't think I like boys anymore.

 

yuk.

i dont kis sboys, i kiss animales. pookie is the only boy i ever kissed! and by the way, when kissing dog faces make sure your mouth is closed way before approaching the face.

 

Girls are smelly sometimes too. As far as my worst kiss, at a campground for this festival I was at, I was really drunk and made out with this chick that I think had just been vomiting... I was vomiting not long afterwards.. I always get into trouble when I'm drunk.

 

Well isn't that lovely... ()

 

If that wasn't bad enough, I saw her the next day..... I must have been VERY drunk that night.

 

haha i wish..
but nope..
lol

 

same here! wanna start a club? i think it would just be you and me who could join...but whatever ...